
Last week it was reported that, ahead of the 2026 midterms, the Republican Party is attempting to expand gerrymandering in Texas’s already heavily gerrymandered Congressional districts in an effort to secure an additional five seats in the US House of Representatives. With the Republican majority in that chamber as tight as it is, those five seats would make an enormous difference.
Gerrymandering is nothing new, of course, and I am legally bound by the Inviolable Rules of Democratic Party Self-Flagellation to acknowledge that both sides engage in it. What’s truly astonishing (though at this point, should it be?) is that Republicans are not even attempting to hide what they’re doing. On the contrary, they are baldly and boldly announcing the partisan motivations behind their actions, even in defiance of the will of the electorate, and offering utter nonsense by way of justification.
“We have an opportunity in Texas to pick up five seats,” Trump told CNBC.“We have a really good governor, and we have good people in Texas. And I won Texas. I got the highest vote in the history of Texas, as you probably know, and we are entitled to five more seats.”
Who’s gonna tell him that’s not the way it works, that we actually have separate elections for members of Congress? Donald’s grasp of civics, such as it is, would embarrass a 7th grader. But we knew that.
But this is the world we live in now. Trump and his Republican myrmidons are so emboldened that they don’t just say the quiet part out loud: they shout it from the rooftops. (They may yet overreach and be brought down by their own hubris. We’ll see.)
“No party is entitled to any district,” Trump said, as he argued that the Republican Party was entitled to five more. The administration is now lobbying other red states like Indiana, Ohio, South Carolina, Missouri, and Florida to follow Texas’s lead. Trump has even gone so far as to call for an early, emergency census, one that would violate Constitutional rules for the conduct thereof, a plan that is both politically and practically impossible, which is no guarantee that Republicans won’t try it anyway.
But it gets much, much worse.
FIREFIGHT
In order to stymie this anti-democratic GOP maneuver, Democratic members of the Texas state legislature have exploited the parliamentary rules of order and temporarily fled the state to deny their Republican colleagues a quorum. (The Texas House of Representatives has 150 members; the presence of two-thirds is necessary to do business.) That’s the kind of toughness Dems are not known for, and is therefore very welcome in a battle like this one.
“Do you really think we would be willing to sit there and stay quiet while you stole the voice of our voters?” said Democratic state Rep. Ann Johnson. “This is not the Democratic Party of your grandfather, which would bring a pencil to a knife fight,” said National DNC Chair Ken Martin. “This is a new Democratic Party….We are going to fight fire with fire.”
Good on them.
So what was the Republican response? Just what you might imagine: good-natured, collegial admiration and compliments for the loyal opposition’s determination and cleverness.
No, I kid. Their reaction was spittle-flying, garment-rending, teeth-gnashing, hair-on-fire-setting apoplexy, of course.
Gov. Greg Abbott, one of the worst Republicans around, and that’s a high bar, filed a suit asking the Texas state Supreme Court to remove the House Democratic Caucus Chair from office and to authorize a special election to replace him. Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, another ultra-MAGA shitbag, threatened to go to court to have the seats of what he called “any rogue lawmakers” declared vacant if they do not return to work forthwith. “The people of Texas elected lawmakers, not jet-setting runaways looking for headlines,” Kenny said in a statement. “If you don’t show up to work, you get fired.”
I’ll leave it to you to judge for yourself the irony that Cancun Ted Cruz’s compatriots have the gall to accuse anyone of dereliction of duty on the grounds of being out of state. (See also Ted’s recent AWOL status in Greece when Texas was hit with deadly floods. Not surprisingly, Cruz has been laying low in this particular brouhaha, leaving his comrade Sen. John Cornyn to be the public face of the effort, Senatorially speaking.)
Paxton’s own genuinely criminal history is the ironic icing on the putrid cake, from his indictment for securities fraud; to allegations of bribery and abuse of his office for which the Republican-controlled Texas House of Representatives (!) impeached him in 2023; to his role in the Stop-the-Steal scam, including speaking to the crowd on the Ellipsis on January 6, suing Pennsylvania, Georgia, Michigan, and Wisconsin over the certification of their electoral votes, and being the only one of fifty secretaries of state to decline to condemn the violence that day. Not a coincidence as we watch his absurd grandstanding on the gerrymandering issue: Paxton is challenging Cornyn in the Republican Senate primary this year.
The furor of Texas Republicans—and Republicans across the country for that matter—is rich. The same people who routinely exploit every possible diabolical mechanism to get what they want (ask Supreme Court Justice Merrick Garland) are shocked—shocked!—that Democrats might resort to a maneuver not even half as outrageous as anything in the GOP playbook.
Just how outraged are they? So much so that they called for the FBI to arrest those Texas lawmakers and drag them back home.
Republican lawmakers in Texas voted to issue civil arrest warrants for their Democratic colleagues, warrants which authorize state law enforcement officials to find and forcibly return them to Austin. Abbott ordered the Texas Rangers to “immediately investigate fleeing Texas House Democrats for potential bribery and any other potential legal violations connected to their refusal to appear for a quorum.” (Not sure how that will affect the Rangers’ chances in the AL pennant race.) But those warrants are unenforceable outside the state. Therefore, the aforementioned Sen. Cornyn sent a letter to FBI Director Kash Patel—I just threw up in my mouth a little, writing that—asking the Bureau to arrest those Democratic lawmakers, claiming that “federal resources are necessary to locate the out-of-state Texas legislators who are potentially acting in violation of the law.” (Cornyn claims that Patel has agreed, though the FBI has not publicly commented.) Trump himself has also said that the FBI “may have to” get involved.
And what, you ask, are the laws of which Cornyn speaks that these Democrats are violating?
Cornyn claims that “legislators who solicited or accepted funds to aid in their efforts to avoid their legislative duties may be guilty of bribery or other public corruption offenses.” Emphasis on that word “may,” which is doing a lot of work here. Hang on to your hats: there is no evidence that any corruption is going on, and the good Senator certainly didn’t offer any. On the contrary, the maneuver is costing these renegade Democrats money, not earning it for them, as they face fines of $500 a day apiece while absent. The request also flies in the face of a Supreme Court ruling from just last year, and Cornyn—himself a former judge—knows that.
Not to go out on a limb here, but trying to enlist the FBI to advance their partisan gerrymandering crusade is a highly alarming escalation of the authoritarian project by the GOP.
In The Atlantic, Paul Rosenzweig, a deputy assistant secretary for policy of the Department of Homeland Security under George W. Bush, states the patently obvious (albeit with great eloquence): that if the FBI “actively assists Texas police in locating and detaining the missing legislators, then it will be acting in an utterly lawless manner—and that will be of even graver concern than the underlying redistricting effort.”
Nothing about the Texas redistricting dispute would plausibly justify the FBI’s active engagement. For one thing, the Texas lawmakers’ flight from the state isn’t even criminal under Texas law. The warrants issued are merely common-law civil instruments to compel presence, much like a civil subpoena to testify.
Second, the Texas state matter is—well, a state matter. Even if it did involve some criminal allegations, those would relate to Texas’s criminal law—and thus be outside the bounds of the FBI’s federal jurisdiction. No one can credibly argue that the Democrats’ effort to defeat a quorum has anything in common with the mass killings or serial murders that may trigger FBI involvement in state crimes.
Rosenzweig writes: “Enlisting the FBI as the enforcement arm of a political party is a step toward a literal police state.”
Americans now face transgressions of settled legal norms every day, it seems. But the particular norm under threat in Texas—the need to prevent the party in power from using federal law-enforcement officers to implement its own political ends—is especially important because of the coercive authority that police carry with them.
We are about to find out, in real time, whether the Federal Bureau of Investigation remains a neutral law-enforcement agency or whether it has been transformed into an instrument of Republican power. Will the FBI help the Republican Party force through a partisan redistricting plan in Texas, or not? The answer to that question is of vital importance to sustaining American democracy.
THE POLICE STATE IMPULSE
Of course, the whole notion that these Texas Democrats are engaged in criminal activity at all is a farce. The Guardian’s Sam Levine quotes Texas state Rep. John Bucy, one of the lawmakers who made tracks: “Using federal law enforcement to track down political opposition is the tactic of a collapsing regime. It’s the kind of authoritarian overreach we condemn in other countries. Now it’s happening here.” (Or as Texas state Senator Boris Miles, another Democrat, memorably quipped, “They’re being ‘chased like runaway slaves.’”)
The fact that these calls for arrest have gone nowhere (for now), while welcome, is not the point. That they have been made at all is alarming.
This Republican impulse to criminalize, arrest, and incarcerate their foes goes back to the “lock her up” chants aimed at Hillary in 2016—gobsmacking at the time, though even then we didn’t take it literally or seriously as a genuine threat. (I can never remember which we’re supposed to do, when it comes to Trump threatening to burn America to the ground.) We see the same pattern in the mass deportation campaign. What was deceitfully pitched to voters as an effort focused on “criminals” and “terrorists” has revealed itself to be a willful blitzkrieg of indiscriminate arrests targeting all kinds of people who don’t remotely fit those designations.
Show of hands: who’s surprised? (The good news: a significant majority of Americans oppose such state terrorism.)
And the pattern goes far and wide. See also: FBI Director/slash/children’s book author/slash/online merch pitchman Kash Patel suggesting that Habitat for Humanity might be criminally prosecuted for EPA grants it received under the Biden administration; the arrest of Rep. LaMonica McIver (D-NJ) for protesting outside an ICE detention center in her state; Senator Alex Padilla (D.-Calif.) thrown to the ground and handcuffed for interrupting a press conference by Homeland Defense Secretary and dog killing enthusiast Kristi Noem; federal agents putting Democratic New York City Comptroller Brad Lander in a chokehold; White House SpokesBarbie Karoline Leavitt threatening Chief Justice John Roberts with arrest if he gets in the way of the Trump agenda (no worries there; he won’t); all the way up to Director of National Intelligence and Kremlin Employee-of-the-Month Tulsi Gabbard accusing Barack Obama of treason and suggesting he could be prosecuted by the DOJ for that capital crime. (Presidential immunity is only Republicans, right?) Trump’s own predilection for accusing people of treason and calling for their execution goes without saying.
(In the Texas case, as in many other public matters these days, the impulse for violence and brutality isn’t limited to the state-sponsored kind either, but extends to right wing vigilantism: a bomb threat was called in to the Illinois hotel where many of the Democratic legislators are staying.)
In short, what we’re witnessing is the dark id at the center of the MAGA movement and mindset—a completely amoral “might makes right” philosophy rooted in sadism and the urge for domination. In this worldview, those who disagree with the ruling powers are simply branded as criminals, arrested, and punished. It goes without saying (or ought to) that this approach is fundamentally anti-democratic…..and increasingly, as in Texas, the Republican Party doesn’t even try to hide that fact, but rather, trumpets it as a feature not a bug for those gleefully onboard with right wing authoritarianism, which apparently is a significant portion of the Republican electorate.
Just as hypocrisy no longer obtains with the right wing and shame has ceased to be operative within its ranks, Republicans—from the rank-and-file voter all the way to the very top of their leadership—simply believe they are entitled to whatever they want because they are the only “real Americans” while the rest of us are just criminals, terrorists, and traitors. I’ve even had longtime Republican friends sling that “treason” accusation at me, and I’m sure I’m not alone.
Folks, this is the very definition of a police state, and Republicans can no longer control themselves or even put up the pretense that they don’t viscerally long for it.
GAMING COMMISSION
Even apart from the chilling lust for violence and oppression, there is a deeply worrying practical subtext to what’s going on in Texas on a more pedestrian and conventionally political—but no less dangerous—level.
Trump’s assertion that Republicans are “entitled” to five more seats is part of a broader, shameless, undisguised push by the GOP to seize control of every House seat they can—not through winning the votes that reflect the will of the people, but by gaming the system in defiance of that will. Shoring up their razor thin margin in the House is essential not only for Republicans to enact their legislative agenda—which is to say, Donald’s—but also to lay the groundwork for any necessary electoral shenanigans in the 2028 presidential race.
The Texas-based journalist Ana Marie Cox writes in The New Republic that “Texas Republicans’ lickspittle acquiescence to President Donald Trump’s demand that they come up with five more congressional seats is the most important story in the country.”
Such blatant tinkering with the electoral map is the final act in the GOP’s decades-long play for permanent national minority rule—or better yet, the ascendance of an unelected ruling class. Their dedication to this project explains their otherwise nonsensical embrace of objectively unpopular policies. They do not care about being reelected. They are planning for a future when they don’t have to worry about what voters may or may not think or want.
They’re not worried about losing power. They’re building a system where they’ll never have to ask for it again.
Cox is echoing my thoughts in these pages last May, in a piece called “They’re Not Worried About Anything,” which were that “the GOP has no need of pragmatism, nor the pragmatic concerns of a legitimate political party, because it’s not—not a legitimate political party, and not worried about the voters—and that is because it does not intend to contend with a free and fair election ever again.”
But the actions of Texas Democrats are a hopeful sign that our side is not just going to take this campaign lying down.
Of course, gerrymandering is a plague that we should eliminate entirely. But not when one only party is engaging in this kind of political warfare with this level of aggression. (In Texas, the new GOP plan creates districts so tortured that the capital city of Austin, home to the University of Texas and a famously blue island in a sea of Lone Star red, would become part of a district shared with rural Texans 300 miles away.) Fortunately, the governors of Democratic-controlled states including Gavin Newsom of California, J.B. Pritzker of Illinois, Tony Evers of Wisconsin, Laura Kelly of Kansas, and even the infuriatingly moderate Kathy Hochul of my own state of New York have indicated that they’re willing to re-draw their congressional districts in retaliation.
California Democrats, for example, are considering a plan that would net them five more seats, including one currently held by longtime Republican asshole Darrell Issa, negating Texas’s potential Republican gain. (Democrats currently hold all but nine of California’s 52 House seats.) But some have suggested that an eye for an eye is insufficiently ambitious by way of deterrent effect, and that the Dems should shoot for flipping even more seats. As Salon’s Peter Birkenhead writes: “If you’re playing chess with someone who puts a grenade on the table, you don’t try to capture the grenade with your bishop. You recognize that you are no longer playing chess, that something else is occurring where there once was chess, and react accordingly.”
It’s a shame it’s come to this, but at least this time our side recognizes the fight we’re in and isn’t surrendering preemptively—what Kansas’s Gov. Kelly called “unilateral disarmament.” Of course, Matt Mackowiak, a Republican strategist on John Cornyn’s reelection campaign, used the same term to indict Democrats to The Atlantic’s Elaine Godfrey, citing Illinois, which is heavily gerrymandered in their favor. But as Godfrey notes, “in Texas, they’re redrawing the maps five years early, rather than waiting for the census,” a much more blatant and non-traditional escalation of the practice.
If there’s an area where Democrats are more hard-nosed and willing to bend and even break the rules than Republicans, please email me at pulltheotherone@YGBSM.com.
FILE UNDER: SHAMELESSNESS, LACK THEREOF
The impulse to criminalize and arrest political foes and the effort to ratfuck the electoral system go hand-in-hand as part of the right wing war on American democracy.
What’s the end game for the standoff in Texas? I don’t know. The Democratic lawmakers have indicated their willingness to staying out of state for two weeks, until the current 30-day special session ends, and Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker—a Democrat, and himself a billionaire, as he memorably noted in his appearance at the 2024 Democratic National Convention, by way of tweaking Trump’s nose—has stated that he would be willing to help bankroll the cost of the Democratic resistance. That will make John Cornyn’s head explode.
But that tactic won’t work forever, as Abbott can call special sessions ad infinitum. Even if Democratic lawmakers stay away for months, Texas courts can simply move the date of the midterm primary. (State Dems have tried this move twice before on other matters, in 2003 and 2021 and failed both times.) The Atlantic’s Godfrey suggests that the Democrats’ real objective is to cast a public spotlight onto the Republicans’ anti-democratic scheme and force them to abandon it. But as Ana Marie Cox writes: “These fuckers can’t be shamed.” The threat of retaliation by blue states—a kind of gerrymandering arms race—might be a factor, but the smart money, grimly, is on the GOP eventually getting exactly what it wants. Then it will be up to Newsom, Pritzker, et al to make good on their threat of tit-for-tat, and maybe some extra tit for good measure. I hope they do, as thwarting neo-fascist control of the House of Representatives is paramount, even though an unfortunate side effect will be an America even more sharply divided, geographically and in every other way, along red and blue lines.
What the FBI ultimately does is also fraught. As Rosenzweig writes, “One hopes that the FBI will step back from the brink of legal chaos. But if the FBI jumps off the cliff and does the Republican Party’s bidding on a manifestly political question, it will be a dark day for American democracy.”
There is no more debating when fascism will arrive in the United States, as we’ve been doing since 2017; it is inarguably upon us. But I’ve long maintained that the upcoming midterms will represent an enormous decision point. If there is some semblance of a free and fair election in November 2026 and we’re able to take back the House, the entire landscape of this struggle will change. But if we face a rigged election characterized by massive voter suppression and electoral subversion by the GOP, that will be an entirely different matter. (In between: a reasonably fair election in which we fuck up and fail win the House.) I honestly have no idea which scenario is most likely, though I am preparing for the worst….and the brazen attempt to turbocharge Republican gerrymandering in Texas—to include threats of arresting Democratic lawmakers—is not a good sign on that count. If Republicans are willing to do something like that so openly, imagine what else they’re prepared to do.
And if you get in their way, they’ll label you a criminal and come for you with cuffs.
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Photo: Trump with Texas Gov. Greg Abbott on July 11, 2025. Credit: Chip Somodevilla/Getty.



