Behold Democracy’s Last Stand

The Supreme Court will surely reject Donald Trump’s absurd claim of total immunity for any crimes he committed while president, right???

That’s what all the experts have been telling us for months. Even after the Court made the brow-raising decision to hear the case at all—rather than letting stand a definitive lower court ruling that slapped down this Hail Mary argument, which it could easily have done—and even after it took as long as possible to take up the case and schedule oral arguments, aiding Trump immeasurably with that delay, we were still told over and over that the justices—even the shamelessly partisan right wing ones—would ultimately do the right thing.

They had to, right? They’re not stupid people, unfamiliar with the Constitution. They have lifetime appointments and are not beholden to Donald Trump, even though he put three of them in their jobs. They might be believers in a revanchist right wing ideology, but they couldn’t possibly be that shamelessly partisan…..right???

The better question is why we continue to be so naive. The NFL may have changed the kickoff rule, but Lucy is still pulling the football away from Charlie Brown, and like Chuck, we seem to fall for it every time.

Here are Slate’s Dahlia Lithwick and Mark Joseph Stern, both of them savvy, veteran Supreme Court observers, describing the self-soothing reasoning:

There were promising signs: (The justices) had, after all, refused to wade into the Trumpian efforts to set aside the election results in 2020. They had, after all, hewed to a kind of sanity in batting away Trumpist claims about presidential records (with the lone exception of Clarence Thomas, too long marinated in the Ginni-scented Kool-Aid to be capable of surprising us, but he was just one vote).

We promised ourselves that there would be cool heads and grand bargains and that even though the court might sometimes help Trump in small ways, it would privilege the country in the end. We kept thinking that at least for Justices Brett Kavanaugh and Neil Gorsuch and Chief Justice John Roberts, the voice of reasoned never-Trumpers might still penetrate the Fox News fog. We told ourselves that at least six justices, and maybe even seven, of the most MAGA-friendly court in history would still want to ensure that this November’s elections would not be the last in history. Political hacks they may be, but they were not lawless ones.

That was the collective delusion. The only question now is when we’re going to wise up and recognize what is right before our eyes:

That the archconservative majority that controls the US Supreme Court is a corrupt arm of a neo-fascist movement.

Hyperbole? I’ll gladly eat crow if that turns out to be the case, come June. But oral arguments yesterday do not bode well.

PARTISANO

Lithwick and Stern’s piece was one of the best on yesterday’s terrifying shitshow, so I’ll put this in cruise control and let them take it for a bit. (Wake me in a few.)

After so much speculation that these reasonable, rational jurists would surely dispose of this ridiculous case quickly and easily, Thursday delivered a morass of bad-faith hand-wringing on the right about the apparently unbearable possibility that a president might no longer be allowed to wield his powers of office in pursuit of illegal ends.

This was the case we had been waiting for, and all was made clear—brutally so. These justices donned the attitude of cynical partisans, repeatedly lending legitimacy to the former president’s outrageous claims of immunity from criminal prosecution. To at least five of the conservatives, the real threat to democracy wasn’t Trump’s attempt to overturn the election—but the Justice Department’s efforts to prosecute him for the act…..They evinced virtually no concern for our ability to continue holding free and fair elections that culminate in a peaceful transfer of power. They instead offered endless solicitude for the former president who fought that transfer of power.

Echoing a thought experiment about SEAL Team Six posed in the lower court hearing, Trump’s counsel, John Sauer, told Sonia Sotomayor that, under the right circumstances, the president could legally order the US military to assassinate a political rival. Similarly, he told Elena Kagan that a president could order the military to mount a coup, again, if the right circumstances arose. What those circumstances could possibly be he declined to explain.

Constitutional law professor Anthony Michael Kreis tweeted: “Unbelievable that Supreme Court justices who see forgiving student loans, mandating vaccines, and regulating climate change as a slippery slope toward tyranny were not clear-eyed on questions of whether a president could execute citizens or stage a coup without being prosecuted.”

Elections expert Marc Elias tweeted: ”I am in shock that a lawyer stood in the US Supreme Court and said that a president could assassinate his political opponent and it would be immune as ‘an official act.’ I am in despair that several Justices seemed to think this answer made perfect sense.”

And here’s Edward Luce of the Financial Times: “Still can’t quite digest that a former and possible future American president is telling the supreme court that he should have immunity to kill political rivals. Utterly surreal.”

But according to Trump’s argument, almost EVERYTHING a president falls within the scope of the his official duties. (Hell, even the Pope doesn’t get that kind of authority, but has to be deliberately speaking ex officio to be considered infallible.) But as Justice Sotomayor asked, if everything a president does can be classified as an “official act,” what was Nixon’s pardon all about? Tricky Dick certainly agreed. “When the president does it, that means it’s not illegal,” as he infamously told David Frost. But he still took he pardon, didn’t he?

Trump, of course, has long believed that he (and he alone) is above the law, both as a private citizen and as president. “I have an Article II, where I have to the right to do whatever I want as president,” he said in 2019, during the Mueller probe of his collusion with Russia over the 2016 election. No one disputes that this megalomaniacal malignant narcissist thinks that. But for the Supreme Court to agree? When you’re a star they let you do it, I guess.

That belief has not prevented Donald from embracing the opposite tack when it served his needs, of course. Lest we forget, in his second impeachment trial, in January 2021—the one stemming from his actions on January 6—Trump’s own lawyers argued explicitly that the proper avenue for adjudicating the charges against him was post-presidential criminal prosecution, by way of dodging the more pressing threat. “After he is out of office,” said one of those lawyers, Bruce Castor, “you go and arrest him.”

But that was then.

It’s impossible to imagine this Court responding positively if it were Joe Biden or Barack Obama or Bill Clinton arguing that they had absolute immunity to do whatever they wanted as president. (In fact, the same Republicans who are on Trump’s side in this case just recently tried to impeach Joe Biden). And in the wake of a SCOTUS decision in favor of Trump, you can be sure that no future Democratic president—if there are any, or any free elections at all in  America—will ever be allowed to make the same defense, without the Court finding (or inventing) some loophole why it doesn’t apply to them. The one thing you can count on is that the Court will frame its ultimate decision in such a way that Biden is not able to avail himself of that same imperial authority, only Donald Trump or some other Republican successor.

SEARCHING FOR THE REAL KILLERS

But “what the president does” did not seem to be on the docket yesterday, only the actions of his foes.

“Five justices sent the message, loud and clear,” wrote Lithwick and Stern, “that they are far more worried about Trump’s prosecution at the hands of the deep-state DOJ than about his alleged crimes, which were barely mentioned…..(T)he court has now signaled that nothing (Trump) did was all that serious and that the danger he may pose is not worth reining in. The real threats they see are the ones Trump himself shouts from the rooftops: witch hunts and partisan Biden prosecutors.”

Much-respected retired federal judge J. Michael Luttig remarked, “The Court and the parties discussed everything but the specific question presented.” Several times when the special counsel’s advocate, former Deputy Solicitor General Michael Dreeben, wanted to talk about the specifics of this case, and of Trump’s conduct, the right wing justices insisted he go back to hypotheticals carefully constructed to bolster their own pro-imperial position. (Gee, I wonder why.)

In fact, the right wing justices seemed singularly focused on avoiding any mention of the pertinent facts of this case, such as Trump’s own actions for which he is criminally charged, or—speaking of future presidents—the fact that he is again running for the highest office in the land.

“I’m talking about the future!” Kavanaugh declared at one point to Dreeben, pitching himself not as Trump’s human shield but as a principled defender of the treasured constitutional right of all presidents to do crime. (We’re sure whatever rule he cooks up will apply equally to Democratic presidents, right?)

Nixon, too, famously professed not to be acting not out of self-interest, but on behalf of future presidents. Trump has echoed that farcical claim. Justice Neil Gorsuch actually said: “I’m not concerned about this case, but I am concerned about future uses of the criminal law to target political opponents based on accusations about their motives.”

Which is more appalling: that he’s “not concerned about this case”—that is, the one before him—or that he thinks the DOJ is the real danger here?

Sam Alito even made the Orwellian argument that total immunity is necessary to prevent future presidents from committing illegal criminal acts:

“Now, if an incumbent who loses a very close, hotly contested election knows that a real possibility after leaving office is not that the president is going to be able to go off into a peaceful retirement but that the president may be criminally prosecuted by a bitter political opponent, will that not lead us into a cycle that destabilizes the functioning of our country as a democracy?”

The mind reels. (PS The defendant in question is not a president who headed off into a peaceful retirement, or even left office peacefully at all, but one who tried to mount an autogolpe and has since encouraged his followers to political violence even as he runs for the White House yet again.) So Alito is worried that the threat of a post-presidential prosecution would have a chilling effect on presidents who wanted to commit crimes while in office? I suppose that’s correct—and, like all deterrence, intentional.

Is there a genuine risk of overzealous prosecutors going after a genuinely innocent former president for partisan reasons? Sure. But it has never happened in 235 years of American democracy. Very much the contrary, in fact: there has been an extreme reluctance to charge former presidents with anything, even when they have in fact committed major crimes.

You know what has happened in our history, though, and very recently? A president trying to overturn an election by means of a violent self-coup. And that guy is still out there, and seeking a return to power. Which danger do you think is more real and pressing?

But none of that matters to the Court’s right wing cabal.

FALL OF A FIG LEAF

The night before oral arguments, Never Trump conservative Tim Miller of The Bulwark suggested on MSNBC that the right wing supermajority on the Supreme Court‑—including a justice whose own spouse helped foment this very insurrection—was playing a cowardly and deceitful game that would enable it to maintain a patina of legitimacy by ultimately rejecting Trump’s absurd claim to total immunity, but only after it helped re-elect him. Like many, Miller suggested that not even these Unitary Executive Theory-friendly justices are willing to endorse a completely imperial presidency. (Hell, Joe Biden might get ideas!) But they are moving as slowly as possible—not to mention the consideration of that claim in the first place—in order to aid Trump’s bid to regain power after that they can reject it with an Alfred E. Neuman-like “What, me worry?” shrug of faux innocence.

After oral arguments, however, I am forced to take a far darker view that the Court may not even bother with that fig leaf, but will simply agree with Trump’s outrageous neo-fascist assertion.

It’s true that it’s notoriously difficult to parse how a Supreme Court decision will go based solely on the justices’ questions. (Some, such as George Conway, have specifically counseled caution on that front, and even offered cause for optimism.) The justices may well have been engaging in some wild-ass thought experiments in order to shape the contours of this very grave matter, on the way to a rational and clear-eyed decision. Or not.

But it may not matter.

Even if the Court ultimately rules against Trump, the delay (and further delays it might cause by sending the case back down to Judge Amy Chutkan for further clarification) have already been a massive gift to Trump and his cause. For that matter, so was the mere matter of dignifying his claim in the first place.  

Prof. Ruth Ben-Ghiat of NYU, an expert on authoritarianism, tweeted: “Folks, whatever the Court does, having this case heard and the idea of having immunity for a military coup taken seriously by being debated is a big victory in the information war that MAGA and allies wage alongside legal battles. Authoritarians specialize in normalizing extreme ideas and involves giving them a respected platform.”

Were there any bright spots? Only a few. At one point, Trump’s own attorney admitted that some of his acts related to overturning the election were “private,” opening the door for Smith’s prosecution to proceed even if some charges will be thrown out. But the delay alone could still be deadly to the special counsel’s case, to say nothing of depriving the American people of a verdict before they go to the polls.

It is ironic that Trump benefited—again—from the justice system’s generosity the very same week that Harvey Weinstein had his conviction for sexual assault in New York state thrown out on what some would say is a technicality, though others believe it is a more substantial issue of jurisprudence. (The good news: he still faces 16 years in prison in California for a separate rape conviction.) The system sure is good at meticulously protecting the legal rights of rich and powerful white guys, the more horrible the better. In fact, Ronan Farrow has already written of the ways in which the New York court’s logic in overturning the Weinstein conviction might also help Trump get off. As it were.

MEANWHILE, BACK IN NEW YORK

Over the past years, we have been shocked time and time again by the unthinkable coming true, from Trump’s election in the first place to the court overturning Roe. But we should not have been shocked by any of it, because it has been telegraphed far in advance. The same thing is happening now with the immunity claim.  

It is fitting that SCOTUS is arguing this issue even as a perma-scowling Donald Trump sits petulantly at the defendant’s table in a New York State courthouse in Lower Manhattan, on trial for election interference in the form of hush money payments to a porn star, and his illegal efforts to hide those payments from the authorities. (Chutzpah Hall of Fame: Trump even tried to take the payments as a tax deduction. Very on brand.)

But Trump certainly does not want to be at that defendant’s table, as his Resting Asshole Face shows us every day. He does not think the law applies to him the way it does to ordinary mortals, which is how he has lived his whole miserable, entitled life, and more or less what his lawyer in the J6 case argued before the Supreme Court. Much as he would like to stay home eating cheeseburgers and watching Fox and Friends, however, he can’t just not show up in court, because for the moment, he is subject to the rule of law. If he didn’t turn up, some New York State Troopers would come knocking on Trump Tower and haul him down there in cuffs.

The image of Trump sitting at the defendant’s table and scowling (when he’s not nodding off or farting) is a reminder that, for the moment, the rule of law still pertains in the United States. But if he has his way, he will never be a defendant in a courtroom ever again, nor held accountable for anything at all. And a lot of people—including some in black robes (and some in white ones) are working very hard to help him achieve that goal.

If Donald Trump wins the election and regains the White House in November, you will never again see a picture like the one that illustrates this essay, because Donald Trump will squash all criminal proceedings against him and his allies, pardon the January 6 insurrectionists whom he summoned to try to overthrow the government, and operate as the head of state who is above the law and can do whatever he wants.  

COURTING DISASTER

Of the four criminal trials that Trump is facing, the NYC trial will likely be the only one that will take place before the election, or maybe at all, since it concerns crimes he (allegedly) committed before becoming president. In fact, it concerns crimes he (allegedly) committed in order to become president. If the Court rules in his favor, the DC, Georgia, and Florida cases may all be thrown out.

Therefore the Supreme Court decision on Trump’s immunity claim may prove a pivotal nail in the coffin of democracy. At the very least, it is a damning statement about the dysfunction of our political and legal system, largely owing to deliberate sabotage by the American right wing going back to the time of Newt Gingrich if not before. As Liz Cheney wrote in a New York Times op-ed when the Court first agreed to take this ridiculous case, “It cannot be that a president of the United States can attempt to steal an election and seize power but our justice system is incapable of bringing him to trial before the next election four years later.”

Oh, but it can be. If the archconservative members of the Supreme Court—three of who were put there by that individual—want it to be.

But even if Trump—incredibly—skates out of this jam the way he has so many near-death experiences before, the failure to lock him up will not be the final word. As we all know, even conviction and incarceration—though richly deserved—in and of themselves would not be enough to keep him out of the White House, by law. Only the voters can do that. Notwithstanding the title of this essay, the New York trial not really democracy’s last stand, nor is the J6 case, nor Florida nor Georgia; it is but one in a series of events that collectively comprise that die-in-place defense. The really pivotal one will be on Election Day.

Because in the end, the courts will not save us, any more than Mueller did, or the Senate did in two impeachments, or the House Committee on January 6 did, and we would be foolish to count on them to do so. The only people who can save American democracy are us—the American people—at the ballot box in November.

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Photo: A disgruntled criminal defendant on trial in Lower Manhattan, April 2024. Credit: Getty Images.

In Praise of Argument’s End

It’s been a hectic few weeks.

Iran launched a drone and missile attack on Israel that was almost completely repelled by Israeli air defenses—with the help of intel from its Arab neighbors. (!) So maybe Jewish space lasers are a real thing after all.

Over in Washington, the chief advocate of the space lasers theory, Marjorie Taylor Greene, began trying to oust Mike Johnson as Speaker of the House for being insufficiently fanatic.

Numerous red states threatened librarians with prison time for disseminating books that Republicans dislike. (Hey, in science fiction, are the people banning books and throwing librarians in prison usually the good guys or the bad guys? Asking for a friend.)

What else? Oh, the Supreme Court parsed whether the January 6th insurrectionists really did anything wrong, with Sam Alito (and to a lesser extent, an unrecused Clarence Thomas, whose own wife was part of fomenting that insurrection) suggesting that the people who attacked the Capitol were just “protestors” and that punishing them would chill free speech. (#legitimatepoliticaldiscourse)

It would also put a dent in bear spray sales.

Out west, Arizona made abortion almost completely illegal with no exceptions, affirming a law from 1864, a time before it was even a state. In response, Donald Trump—evidently operating in that same Civil War mode—seemed to think bleating “states’ rights” was a winning strategy for addressing the ensuing outrage.

And speaking of The Former Guy, topping the news last week, for the very first time in our history, the United States has charged a former US President with criminal offenses and put him on trial. Two of the jurors initially chosen for the case departed within a day, one of them stating that they felt intimidated by the defendant’s well-established pattern of winking incitement of his followers to physical violence against his enemies. Meanwhile Trump fell asleep in court two days in a row, and a protestor set himself on fire outside the courthouse, Thich Quang Duc-style.

Some would have us believe that the New York case is trivial, a tawdry tale of paying hush money to a porn star, and a partisan mountain-making out of molehill material. But others have pointed out the blatant dishonesty of that spin, which is shamelessly partisan in its own right. When one gets beyond the lurid surface, what this case is really about is a presidential candidate who was already on the ropes from the Access Hollywood tape—whose own party was running away from him like he was radioactive—trying to avoid another sex scandal hot on its heels, one that would almost certainly have delivered the presidency to Hillary Clinton on a silver platter.

Luckily for Donald, Jim Comey was about to come to his rescue.

In the The New Yorker, Eric Lach writes:

Would Trump have lost the 2016 Presidential election if Stormy Daniels had gone public with her story? Prosecutors in Manhattan think maybe so.

Trump faces thirty-four felony counts of falsifying business records, which the Manhattan District Attorney, Alvin Bragg, claims was part of a scheme to “conceal damaging information and unlawful activity from American voters before and after the 2016 election.” The case has become known as the “Stormy Daniels hush-money case,” which has made it easier for the public to dismiss, because it seems like small potatoes. In fact, the argument that the prosecutors have made in court filings is focussed on something closer to election interference. The case is about Trump lying his way into office.

So this case isn’t some trifle; it’s about cheating in a presidential election, and lying to cover it up. Trump didn’t have Michael Cohen buy Stormy Daniels’s silence in order to keep Melania from learning about a one-night stand, as he and his defenders would have us believe.

He did it to bamboozle the American people in order to win the White House.

TRY TO SEE THINGS MY WAY

It remains to be seen how the New York trial plays out and what it portends for the other three criminal trials that await Trump, in Florida, Georgia, and DC. But what I’d like to write about this week is something far simpler: The pleasure of not having political arguments any more—at least not with anybody in a red baseball cap.   

I was late to Facebook; I got on in January 2017, right after Trump’s inauguration, because I needed to vent and commune with like minds—precisely the “echo chamber” aspect of social media for which it is so often criticized. (I also didn’t start drinking coffee till I was over 50. But I hear good things about this band “the Beatles.”)

In those early days of the Trump administration, we were still fruitlessly trying to operate under the rules of American politics ante…which is part of what Trump exploited to win the election and what got us into that mess in the first place. That meant being told to “give him a chance,” and having arguments with Trump supporters who kept insisting that he wasn’t so bad (“Hillary’s much worse!”) and that at any moment he was going to “pivot” and become “presidential.”

Good times.

These days American political discourse, legitimate or otherwise, is a lot more efficient. At this point, if someone cops to supporting Trump, that’s all you need to know and the conversation can cease immediately. That declaration is an automatic credibility destroyer; nothing that person can say on the subject of politics ought to be given a shred of credence following that admission (which, incredibly, is often in the form of a boast).

And that is quite a relief.

Nowadays, on those occasions when I read a puzzling op-ed, or a tweet, or any other sort of editorial comment that seems to support a questionable position—usually one with a whiff of revanchist right wingism about it—the first thing I do is look into the author’s politics. If a quick check of the Internet reveals that they are a Trump supporter—which it often does—I consider the case closed without a nanosecond spent considering any possible merit to the argument in question, even if it is not connected to Donny. A Trump button on your lapel is an announcement of unredeemable villainy, and a forfeit of any claim to seriousness.

Is that mulishly doctrinaire on my part? I believe it is not. This is not 2017 anymore. By now, nothing can justify support for Donald Trump: not the border, not judges, not tax cuts (all of which are odious anyway, in my book, but never mind).

And that saves me loads of time. Time that I can devote to my rock opera adaptation of “Welcome Back, Kotter,” done in Esperanto.

This is not to say that we can relax. Trump may yet go on to win the White House again, as mind-boggling as that may be, in which case we will be plunged into a nightmare in which arguments with fascists will be the least of our worries. In fact, they may become extinct for different reasons, because any criticism of the Dear Leader will be punishable by arrest. (Think I’m exaggerating? Look back on what you thought was impossible in May of 2015.) But for now, bickering with assholes like Jamie Dimon, Chris Sununu, and guys in black pickup trucks blaring “God Bless the USA” are not on the agenda.

Doing everything we can to beat Trump in November is.

JESUS, ETC.

Like most FB newbies, when  I first got on the platform I argued with randos incessantly, until I realized how bad that was for my mental health, and what a sheer waste of time it was. I almost never do it anymore, and on those rare occasions when I do find myself foolishly drawn into a donnybrook, I immediately feel sick and regret it.

The “block” function is my friend, I’ve learned, self-care wise.

But I recently got into a fight with someone over an AI image of Jesus hugging Trump. The original image was clearly created without irony, but in this re-post, it was accompanied by a sarcastic remark by an anti-Trumper. (“It was at this point that Jesus realized his wallet was missing.” Pretty funny, IMHO.)

My antagonist wrote: “No matter what side you’re on, this is in bad taste.” As his politics were unclear, I genuinely wondered if he meant the original AI image, or the sardonic comment about it. So I asked.

What ensued was a stream of vitriol, a refusal to engage in any substantive way, and a flurry of ad hominem attacks on me. (On the Internet? Shocking!) We went back and forth a few times as I tried my tactful best just to get him to explain what bothered him, but even my politest and most innocent requests were met with the angry insistence that somehow they were veiled insults meant to “control” him.

In short: the dude was angry. 

The irony was not lost on me that this incredibly irate fella also professed to be a follower of Jesus Christ, and so devout in his piety that he was offended even by a painting of the Messiah. Enraged “Christians” whose belligerence belies the teachings of their hero are nothing new, of course. But encountering one face to face—or at least over fiber optic cables—was bracing.

I was really taken aback by that, but only because I was out of practice. In the old days, when I stupidly engaged with trolls more regularly, that sort of hair-trigger hostility was par for the course in conversation with Trump supporters. And one has to wonder why that is.

USED TO BE A SWEET BOY

Another Facebook tale.

Like many of us, I have reconnected with lost lost friends and classmates via social media. One such person was a kid I knew when we were all of 14, whom I’ll call Troy. We were both Army brats living on a Stateside post that shall remain nameless. He was a sweet kid: goofy and funny, a comedy nerd like myself, and a Python fan. (It was 1977.) When I saw him on Facebook after more than 40 years out of touch, and reached out, he politely wrote back to say, hey, good to reconnect, but just so you know, I think we might have some pretty different politics.

Fair enough. I checked out his profile and was surprised to find that he had indeed become very conservative, including vocally pro-NRA. A lot of his posts were quasi-libertarian, with oblique swipes at Biden, and at “wokeism,” and the subject of DEI in particular. There was a lot of rah-rah pro-military stuff as well, but nothing overtly pro-Trump.

But I didn’t feel the need to get into any of it with him, and I didn’t. We stayed cordial and non-political as I fooled myself into thinking maybe he hadn’t totally gone over to the dark side.

Then, in September 2020, when it was reported that Trump had denigrated US war dead as “losers and suckers,” I wrote him privately to ask, Army brat to Army brat: “Come on, man. You can’t possibly defend this.”

His response? “I don’t believe it’s true.”

So there you have it. As Troy showed, Trumpists have a unique ability to deny facts about their boy that are inconvenient to their own professed principles and worldview, no matter how definitively proven or empirically godawful, or both. (See also: free trade, Russia, NATO…the list goes on.)

I knew in my bones that the “losers and suckers” comment was true—it just felt far too Trumpy and on point to have been made up. And the story was subsequently confirmed by no less than Trump’s own White House chief of staff John Kelly, a retired Marine four-star who lost a son in combat in Afghanistan. In the process (and by way of defending his comrade General Mark Milley, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs whom Trump had recently called a traitor), Kelly also delivered a scathing assessment of Trump, whom he would later call “the most flawed person” he’d ever met:

What can I add that has not already been said? A person that thinks those who defend their country in uniform, or are shot down or seriously wounded in combat, or spend years being tortured as POWs are all “suckers” because “there is nothing in it for them.” A person that did not want to be seen in the presence of military amputees because “it doesn’t look good for me.” A person who demonstrated open contempt for a Gold Star family—for all Gold Star families—on TV during the 2016 campaign, and rants that our most precious heroes who gave their lives in America’s defense are “losers” and wouldn’t visit their graves in France.

A person that has no idea what America stands for and has no idea what America is all about. A person who cavalierly suggests that a selfless warrior who has served his country for 40 years in peacetime and war should lose his life for treason—in expectation that someone will take action. A person who admires autocrats and murderous dictators. A person that has nothing but contempt for our democratic institutions, our Constitution, and the rule of law.

There is nothing more that can be said. God help us.

SOUR TIMES

When Kelly said that, I thought about reaching out to Troy and rekindling the discussion. But seeing online that he was still solidly right wing, and knowing that the reply would not be, “I was wrong—Trump’s a piece of shit,” I didn’t have the heart.

But recently Troy and I got into it again. He’d posted one of his snickering, passive-aggressive comments, this one accusing the left of suppressing free expression. (I realized that he still had a sense of humor, of sorts, but that it had curdled into the bitter cynicism prevalent on the right.) I couldn’t resist gently pushing back.

His reply was disingenuous, suggesting that a lot of conservatives were not Trump fans, and implying that he was among that cohort, but in the next breath saying he understood why, because of the “abortion” (his term) that Biden had made of America. (Odd choice of words, no?) I called bullshit, noting that he was trying to distance himself from Trump while at the same time defending him, and asked him to just own it, if in fact he supported the man.

But it was actually Troy’s wife (whom I don’t know at all) who came after me, teeth bared, and we sparred a bit. With classic Trumpy evasiveness, she avoided my questions, jumping from subject to subject with a heavy dose of whataboutism, defending book bans in Florida and deploying the now-commonplace right wing perversion of Martin Luther King to argue for racist policies that King would have abhorred, and along the way lecturing me on how well-read she was. Never a sign of security and strength.

But above all, like the dude I mentioned earlier, she seemed openly pissed off when I tried to be nice, accusing me of being “fake” for writing things like, “Even though we don’t see eye to eye, I’m sure we both want only the best for our country, even if we disagree on what that is and how to achieve it.”

(Am I missing something here? Maybe my attempts at civility do feel transparently false or sarcastic, at least to these people, even though I assure you that I am completely genuine. I feel as sad for these folks as I am mad at them. Maybe that comes across as condescending. Maybe my contempt for their policy positions makes those professions of empathy and common cause seem absurd. Or maybe they themselves cannot imagine sincerely wishing well to someone on the other side of the aisle, and therefore find it impossible to imagine that anyone else can.)

The bottom line is that these people are so angry. That is not news: It’s the same grievance that we have seen animate virtually all of Trumpism from the jump, bordering on nihilism, and poured into the empty vessel that is Donald, an avatar for all their fury. As I say, in my more generous moments, I can feel their hurt. How much pain do you have to be in to be that livid all the time? But then there are other moments when I remember that these are grown-ass adults who have no excuse for foisting their pathology on the rest of us, and who are culpable for the damage that they do.

And Troy—a well-educated white male, middle class or better, the son of a career Army officer just like me—can hardly lay claim to membership in any kind of beaten-down demographic. He ain’t no Appalachian coal miner, or laid off Rust Belt auto worker. Despite his ostentatious valorization of the military, he didn’t even serve himself…..but I did. The real issue, as with many right wingers, seems to be an unjustified displeasure over the erosion of his privilege in the interest of historically marginalized folks.

But I hear you saying, “Hey, King’s Necktie, you’re not exactly a beacon of sunshine yourself.” True. But at the risk of sounding like I’m rationalizing, I would suggest that my anger is what Buddhists call wrath: a righteous outrage at injustice, not some misplaced personal grudge that the civil rights movement put an end to separate water fountains.

I do realize that right wingers will make the same claim to righteousness…..I just think they’re wrong. As I have often said, one person shouting that the Earth is flat and another that it’s round are not equally right just because they’re shouting at equal volume.

LET THEM EAT CAKE (AND HAVE IT TOO)

My old pal Troy is representative of a kind of “conservative” who wants to be treated like a respectable pre-Trump Republican even as they support a version of the erstwhile Grand Old Party that has openly embraced fascism. But there is another version of this right wing archetype that eschews hostility for the façade of “reasonableness.” Which is despicable in its own way.

There may be no better example of that demographic than New York Times columnist Ross Douthat, who, in his usual patronizing manner, and apropos of Alex Garland’s new movie Civil War, this past week assured us that fears of political violence in the US are ridiculous.

Given Ross’s crappy track record as a prognosticator, the fact that he’s pooh-poohing the odds of a second American civil war are very worrying. How this guy still has a job at the Times baffles me. (Maybe the payroll department thinks it’s the Washington Times he works for.)

Earlier I mentioned New Hampshire Governor Chris Sununu, who, like Douthat, is the kind of allegedly “reasonable” Republican whose support for Trump is the sort of thing that might enable the sonofabitch to win. That support is in its own way more cowardly and despicable than that of the hardcore redhatted MAGA faithful, and certainly more cynical.

Last Sunday on ABC’s “This Week,” George Stephanopoulos pressed Sununu—a Nikki Haley supporter until she dropped out of the race—on his endorsement of Trump, given the governor’s recognition of all the vile things the presumptive GOP nominee has done, an attempted coup above all.

“You believe that a president who contributed to an insurrection should be president again?” Stephanopoulos asked. (Good job, George!)

“As does 51 percent of America, George,” Sununu sneered. “I mean, really. I understand you’re part of the media, I understand you’re in this New York City bubble or whatever it is, but you got to look around what’s happening across this country.” Sununu went on to make specious claims about inflation and the border before adding that it’s “that type of elitism that the average American is just sick and tired of, and it’s a culture change. That’s what I’m supporting.”

Let’s recap. First off, Sununu suggested that he was fine with fascism as long as lots of other people are. (His 51% figure is wildly wrong and deceitful, however. The number is more like 30%, even though, in our antidemocratic system, that may still be enough for Trump to win. But even a genuine majority that thrilled to authoritarianism would not make its triumph any more morally defensible.) Then he trotted out the tired reverse snobbery about the media and city dwellers and people of privilege—said the son of a former White House chief of staff and governor who followed his dad into that office.

In The Bulwark, Jonathan V. Last neatly summarized the implications of Sununu’s odious stance:

Trumpist authoritarianism can only succeed when elites like Sununu give him cover.

Sununu isn’t a Trumpist. He doesn’t believe in MAGA populism. And he has no political future in the Republican party—he’s as anathema to MAGA as he would be if he were a Democrat. And yet, Sununu has been willing to campaign for Trump. To lie for Trump. To humiliate himself for Trump.

Why? Is he a dishonest scoundrel? A coward? Or a fool?

Sununu is part of a large class of Republican elites who have been not just willing, but eager, to play dice with liberal democracy.

To be fair and precise: Douthat does not identify as a Trump supporter, but his constant apologia for the man is tantamount to it. In fact, in the same way that Sununu is more craven than the unapologetic mass of MAGA, Douthat is even more craven than Chris. If you’re gonna be a fascist, do us a favor and be honest about it.

But I don’t need to argue with Douthat and Sununu any more than I do with erstwhile childhood friends, or their wives, or the Facebook rando who hates the sacrilege of AI Jesus and his BFF Donald. Their allegiance to Trumpism is self-damning.

YOU BET YOUR LIFE

To conclude, let me return to my online contretemps with Troy.

When he weighed in again, he was more succinct in reply to my blunt question about whether he supported Trump. “If it’s a choice between Biden and Trump,” he wrote, “I’ll vote for Trump every day and twice on Sunday. You know, like Democrats do.”

Per my policy, that was all I needed to know, and everything else we might talk about was ephemeral, including the original debate about free expression. “Nothing more to discuss after that,” I wrote. “Let’s let history decide which one of us chose more wisely.”

“Happy to take that deal,” he answered, with the unearned confidence of a Ron Burgundy.

And then I blocked him, and his wife, and his little dog too.

Personally, I like my odds.

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Photo: Palin & Cleese. “An argument is a collective series of statements intended to establish a proposition. It isn’t just saying, ‘No it isn’t’.”

“Yes it is.”

“No it isn’t!”

The Karma of Obituaries

Two weeks ago, the singer/songwriter Eric Carmen passed away at the age of 74. Carmen was the frontman for early Seventies power pop pioneers the Raspberries (“Go All the Way”) and had solo hits like the FM staple “All by Myself” (1975), “Never Gonna Fall in Love Again” (1976), and—less iconic but still an earworm—“Hungry Eyes” (1987).

So what was the headline on NJ.com?

“Trump Supporting Singer, Songwriter Dies.”

Wow. Setting aside the question of comma usage, that one really made my brow go up.

I wasn’t a particularly big fan of Carmen’s, though I liked the Raspberries fine, and since his death we’ve been regaled with tales of how all kinds of critically revered rockers from Lennon to Springsteen were fans. And frankly, if you support or supported Trump, I don’t really care if your reputation gets besmirched: in my book, you’ve already besmirched yourself—bad.

But still, that headline was striking.

You can live a whole life, accomplish some pretty significant things, and when you die, still be reduced to a single incident or aspect of your time here on Earth, if that thing is explosive enough.

Whatever happened to nil nisi bonum?

I suppose one could argue that the headline is not derogatory—that that’s just my bias. Indeed, right wingers might even consider it complimentary. Carmen was undeniably a Trump supporter; that is simple fact, not a qualitative judgment. (In theory.) NJ.com later amended the headline to read, “Legendary Singer/Songwriter, Who Faced Widespread Backlash for Supporting Trump, Dies at 74.” That is also purely factual and 100% accurate, and as a bonus, correctly uses the slash in place of the comma.

So if that verdict on Eric Carmen’s feels damning, maybe it’s just karma.

As my friend Tom Hall says: Sow –> Reap.

BLAME IT ON THE RAIN (OR IMMIGRANTS)

Carmen’s death put me in mind of another obituary, from almost 26 years ago—the one the New York Times ran reporting on the death by overdose of the singer Rob Pilatus, one-half of the‘80s pop duo Milli Vanilli. MV, you may recall, imploded when it was revealed that Pilatus and his partner Fab Morvan had not actually sung the vocals on their hit second album Girl You Know It’s True (1989), or presumably, the one before that, if anyone cared.

The obit’s headline read: “Robert Pilatus, 32, Performer In Disgraced Band Milli Vanilli.”

Really, New York Times? Is it not enough that this man suffered that public humiliation that ended his career? Do you have to bring it up in the headline of his obituary? Jesus Christ, do you have to put the word disgraced in there too? Ya didn’t even call him a “singer,” just a “performer.”

(Fwiw, the Gray Lady’s more respectful obit of Carmen was titled, “Eric Carmen, Raspberries Frontman and ‘All by Myself’ Singer, Dies at 74.”)

In retrospect, the idea that once upon a time a pop star could suffer career-ending scandal over lip synching is as quaint—and sad—as the idea that a politician could have his career destroyed because he once sought treatment by a psychiatrist, or because he teared up in front of reporters. Subsequently, the German producer Frank Farian, the svengali behind Milli Vanilli, put out an album featuring the actual session singers under the name The Real Milli Vanilli, which got them in copyright trouble with the Irish Republican Army offshoot The Real IRA. And both got sued by The Real Real.

For my money, Rob got a much crappier deal than Eric, whose sins were considerably uglier.

Carmen was fairly combative about his support for Trump. (I’ve been trying for days to come up with a decent pun regarding “Carmen” and “karma,” without success.) Faced with the aforementioned backlash, and threats of boycotts of his music, he tweeted:

If you want to hate me, just know this. I love the USA, I support our brave military men and women, I support the police and firefighters, I support our President and the First Lady, I believe in civility, and I do not want to live in a Socialist country. That is what I believe.

This is classic Trumpist bullshit, of course: professing a belief in “civility” while supporting the most vulgar and divisive US president in American history; and crowing over alleged support for the military and law enforcement while deifying a man who derided American war dead as “losers and suckers,” and who “backs the blue” by lionizing the January 6th insurrectionists who attacked the Capitol Police.

Carmen even feuded online with Peter Frampton about Trump. Evidently, Eric did not feel like Peter do:

I love your music, Pete, but I would never presume to tell you, or anyone else, what network they should watch. I respect your right to disagree with me, and you should respect my right to disagree with you. That used to be the way things worked here in the USA. Carry on.

This, too, is classic Trumpism: claiming to respect the rights of others while backing a politician who would gleefully trample all over those rights, and professing to have the vapors over telling someone what to think while cheering an authoritarian regime. Though English by birth, Frampton is a US citizen, so there may also have been some “Fuck off back to Blighty” subtext in Eric’s response. Trumpies don’t like immigrants, you know.

But I am not here to engage in an online debate with Eric Carmen’s ghost. (I’ll do that later, over on Reddit.)

There are a fair number of pop musicians who are pro-Trump: Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, Mike Love, to name just a few. Spot the commonality? I dunno why, but conservative politics somehow correlate strongly with shitty music. On that point, the artists whose right wing politics really sting for me are folks like Exene Cervenka or Moe Tucker of the Velvet Underground, who actually gave us something worth listening to, once upon a time anyway. (But neither of them have made noteworthy music in years.) I won’t count Kanye, because of his self-evident mental illness. Expanding to the UK, I’ve written about my angst over Morrissey’s open embrace of neo-fascism, and we need not even discuss Eric Clapton. Going into an older generation, we find the likes of Wayne Newton. Pre-dating Trump, Andy Williams was a virulent Obama hater, but he was approximately 147 years old at the time, and died in 2012, so I don’t forgive it, but it’s a bit more understandable. The strain of Trumpism in country music speaks for itself, but in rock and hip hop it just seems weird and counterintuitive. Trump has also gotten in trouble with rockers ranging from REM to Neil Young to the Stones, Rhianna, Adele, Pharrell, and Queen for playing their hits at his rallies without permission. (“When you’re a star, the let you do it,” right? Not according to entertainment attorneys.)

Still, the idea that this piece of Eric Carmen’s life should overshadow everything else is noteworthy. Maybe it looms largest because of how raw and volatile American politics are at the moment. The aggressiveness of his pro-Trump stance late in life did overwhelm his musical career, so perhaps the headlines were an accurate reflection of that. Or maybe if he had been a bigger star, his politics would have been less prominent in his eulogies—or maybe that would have made them more prominent. The rise of Trump created a litmus test in America, as a measure of susceptibility to race-bating, xenophobia, and demagoguery, as well as an affinity for autocracy. It is shocking how many of our countrymen, famous and not, including our friends and neighbors and family members, failed it.

I suppose it’s better to know that about them than not know it.

LOWFALUTIN

Obituaries are an odd and curious thing. For a brilliant look inside that world, I recommend Obit, the 2016 feature documentary about the New York Times’s obituary desk, directed by my friend, the filmmaker and composer Vanessa Gould. Watching these writers craft little mini-novels out of the life stories of the recently deceased who have been assigned to them offers a strangely profound insight into the melancholy and ephemeral nature of our lives. Not to get too highfalutin about it.

Some years ago, my wife Ferne Pearlstein and I interviewed Carl Reiner for our feature documentary The Last Laugh (2016). He was 90 or 91 at the time, and told us, “Any morning I wake up and don’t see myself in the obituaries, it’s a good day.” (Words to that effect have been widely circulated and attributed to Carl; they even provided the title of a documentary about him called If You’re Not in the Obit, Eat Breakfast.)

Asked how his obituary writer would reconcile his dark solo work with his Oscar-winning songs for Pixar, a characteristically lachrymose Randy Newman dismissed the whole premise, opining glumly that his obituary will inevitably be titled, “Randy Newman, Composer of ‘Short People,’ Dies.”

He’s probably right. But it would be like a headline reading, “Paul McCartney, Co-Writer of ‘Ebony and Ivory,’ Dies.”

But here’s the thing. Life is unforgiving. The editors—or junior staffers—who slap a headline on an obituary (the obit writers themselves usually do not handle that task) are naturally seeking to distill an entire human life down to its essence—in the piece itself, usually just a few hundred words, and even more so in a succinct header. It would be almost journalistic malpractice to do otherwise. If one were able to look down (or up) from the afterlife and read one’s obit, it might be a sobering summary of what we did or did not do with our time here on Earth.

In other words, be careful what you do in life. 

“In the years since I made Obit,” Vanessa Gould told me, “I’ve noticed a slightly unexpected thing about obituaries in the digital age—that they do begin to serve as the de facto record of someone’s life, in a way they aren’t necessarily designed for. A kind of Twitter effect. Often I’ll see language cut and pasted from an obit and later repurposed as a bio, and soon it’s the primary source. A kind of successive diminishment due to the instantaneous nature of digital information and ease of repurposing. In a way, the original motivations behind an obit aren’t really designed for that.”

“In particular, I think the fuss around obit headlines shifted in the Internet age when clicks became trackable and measurable. I’m no authority, but often it seems they invoke the simplistic cultural myth the person might eventually embody….and that, of course, has much more to do with dominant culture than with the person.”

“None of this is really the fault of the obit or its design, by the way. It’s about the way we fling content around on the Internet.”

What are the headlines for controversial figures like Woody Allen or Louis CK going to look like when they die? The question speaks to the dilemma of separating the art from the artist, and which takes precedence. Already history is going back and revising its assessment of “problematic” figures (to use the popular term) like Picasso, Celine, Woodrow Wilson, the Founding Fathers, and just about any other powerful white male you care to name. It really gets tricky when you track back to the ancient Greek philosophers.

When Trump dies, his own obit will be cause for rejoicing by tens of millions of Americans. Recall the dancing in the streets of many cities—in the US and abroad—when it was announced that Biden beat him in November 2020. When you’ve lived your life in such a way that millions of people rejoice at your defeat and failure, that does not speak well of you. But I am not overeager for the arrival of that event: I want Don to face accountability in this life, not just the next (if you believe in that sort of thing). A premature exit would rob us of justice—and Aileen Cannon, Sam Alito, et al are already working on that. His bungalow in the Ninth Circle of Hell can wait; first comes the Supermax federal prison in Florence, CO.

NOT WITH A BANG

Somewhere I have a book of poems by T.S. Eliot (frontman for Tommy and the Hollowmen, who also had a solo hit with the Allman Brothers cover “Eat a Peach.”) After the title page and before the main body of the text, there is a simple, mostly blank page that simply reads, “T.S. Eliot, 1888-1965.”

That always struck me. Is that all there is to say about the man? Might not that piece of information be rolled into a longer biographical sketch….and if not, is it so important that it merits a standalone page?

The dark view is that, for most of humanity, the bookends of our time on this mortal coil are about all there is to say: all we are is dust in the wind, as some of Eric Carmen’s late Seventies AOR contemporaries once sang. But a more humane view is that each of us leads a rich and complex existence that touches everyone around us, and every one of our actions ripples out in ways great and small.

As the lawyer and human rights advocate Bryan Stephenson says (in his 2014 book Just Mercy), each of us is more than the worst thing we’ve ever done. I certainly do not want to be judged by or remembered for my worst act or moment. But ongoing support for a vile, neo-fascist political candidate is more than just a single aberration or one bad afternoon. It’s a pattern of behavior that speaks to the whole person.

So don’t be remembered for supporting an asshole who is doing his damnedest to ruin this country.

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Photo: NJ.com story about Eric Carmen’s death, March 12, 2024

Thanks to Joe McGinty for the thought experiment re Picasso et al.

If You Ain’t Cheatin’

“If you ain’t cheating, you ain’t trying,” one of my old sergeants used to say, and he was only half-joking. Maybe a quarter.

That also appears to be the motto of Republican attorneys. From special counsels to Supreme Court justices, right wing jurists are making a mockery of the law, and worse than that, doing it under a dishonest cloak of alleged impartiality.

We need not even discuss the legal maneuvering of Trump’s revolving door of lawyers and the spurious motions they regularly deploy to try to delay his various trials in hopes he will soon be a dictator who can squash them permanently. That’s what he hired them to do, and we should expect nothing less from a shyster who would take that job.

No: I’m talking about officials in the justice system who are supposed to be honest brokers and patently are not. (It also works in medicine—see retired Rear Admiral—sorry, demoted to O-6—Dr. Ronny Jackson, the former Trump White House physician, now a Big Lie Republican Congressman representing Texas.)

I am not calling for an unreasonable standard of purity, or naively suggesting that bias can be eliminated from politics. Inevitably, ideological interest creeps into legal and judicial decisions all the time, even with otherwise reputable jurists. But what we’ve seen of late goes beyond gamesmanship and into wanton perversion of the law in the pursuit of raw power.

WITH A CAPITAL “T” AND THAT STANDS FOR “TRUMP”

This past week we saw once again how Donald J. Trump is the wildly undeserving beneficiary of the very system he openly wants to destroy when it was reported that, as the official candidate of one of the two major parties, he will begin receiving national security briefings from the US Intelligence Community.

Let’s pause to take that in. A man under felony indictment for stealing and hiding the most sensitive US government secrets is going to be given top secret/SCI national security briefings? At a time when he owes half a billion dollars that he doesn’t have? What could possibly go wrong?

As Rachel Maddow pointed out, an ordinary American seeking a security clearance who had those kind of financial liabilities—let alone that history of mishandling intel—wouldn’t stand a chance of getting one, let alone at that level. But evidently Donald Trump is not an ordinary American.

Such intel briefings have been customary since the Truman administration (as Harry didn’t want any other potential president to get caught flat-footed in case he learned he was supposed to, say, drop an atomic bomb). But we’ve never been faced with a candidate who was suspected by the FBI of being a Russian agent, under indictment for stealing classified information, and openly seeking cash to settle massive debts. Whether he sells intelligence to foreign despots (or private tycoons of any nationality) or is simply beholden to them in a second administration, it’s madness to facilitate it.

And do we know that he is susceptible to that kind of bribery? We sure do.

Trump recently did a 180 on his heretofore virulent attacks on Anheuser Busch—over the right wing’s freakout over Bud Light ad featuring trans spokesperson Dylan Mulvaney—on the very day the company announced it would host a $10,000 a plate fundraiser for him. He’s done a similar flip-flop on TikTok, even as a rare bipartisan consensus in Congress is moving toward banning it, because he is courting Jeff Yass, a billionaire whose fund has a $33 billion stake in its parent company, ByteDance. (That’s billion with a b, and that rhymes with c, and that stands for corruption. Or bribery—take your pick.)

And those are only the cases we know of, thus far. Even Steve Bannon is saying Trump has been bought.

As a different Dylan once said, money doesn’t talk—it swears.

So why is Trump going to get these briefings? The decision came down from the White House itself, and we can only speculate that Biden is trying to avoid lending credibility to his opponent’s spurious claim that he is being persecuted by the so-called deep state, if only by a break with precedent. But for eight years now, any such effort to sway MAGA Nation with acts of good faith or principle have consistently proven to be a fool’s errand.

The former military intelligence officer in me believes that the security risks of reading Trump onto any additional classified intel far outweigh any bad PR that would come with shutting him out. Apparently lots of high-ranking officials in the IC agree. Page one of the Secret Squirrel handbook: Don’t show your secrets to somebody who’s likely to sell them for bail money.

Let the Red Hatters bitch and moan, say I; they’re gonna do it regardless.

Which, in my roundabout way, brings me to the crux of this essay. The idea that we can impress Trump supporters with our good faith and backward-bending attempts to be fair and impartial is not only a doomed to fail, but actively self-destructive. It’s like watching an endless loop of Miller’s Crossing, as John Turturro as Bernie Bernbaum screws over Gabriel Byrne’s Tom Reagan after he spared his life. At every turn right wingers have gladly accepted such efforts by Democrats, then weaponized them for their own ends, with nary a scintilla of concern about “principle,” or the optics of how that looks.

Exhibit A, also from just this past week: special counsel Robert Hur, who had been appointed to investigate the Biden documents case.

HUR PEOPLE HURT PEOPLE

As soon as he delivered his written report last month, it was clear that Hur, a lifelong Republican who had been appointed as a US Attorney by Trump, went beyond his remit with an unsolicited, inappropriate, and unprofessional characterization of President Biden’s mental fitness that he— a lawyer, not a physician—was unqualified to make. (Maybe he consulted Ronny Jackson.)

Of course, that didn’t stop the MSM from running that story night and day, hammering the preferred Republican narrative into the public mind exactly as the GOP intended, and as Hur surely knew it would.

It’s impossible to believe that that was an accident and not a deliberate partisan strategy.

California Congressman (and soon-to-be Senator) Adam Schiff excoriated Hur on that point on live TV, as the WaPo reported:

“You were not born yesterday, you understood exactly what you were doing,” Schiff said. “You cannot tell me you’re so naive to think your words would not have created a political firestorm.”

Incensed, Hur fired back, “What I understood is the regulations,” referring to the part of Justice Department policy that says special counsel reports should be confidential to the attorney general. But the last two such reports were released publicly, and Attorney General Merrick Garland had made clear beforehand that he would do his best to release as much of Hur’s report as possible.

Schiff met that answer with disbelief and scorn.

“You must have understood the impact of your words,” the congressman said, accusing the prosecutor of injecting “your own personal, prejudicial, subjective opinion of the president, one you knew would be amplified by his political opponent. You had to understand that, and you did it anyway.”

“Congressman, what you are suggesting is that I shape, sanitize, omit portions of my reasoning …”

Schiff was having none of it.

“You made a choice. That was a political choice; it was the wrong choice,” he said.

What was most annoying was Hur’s smug, performative claim that he was merely a nonpartisan public servant following the rules. He is anything but. As Adam Serwer wrote with characteristic elegance in The Atlantic:

During his testimony before the House, Hur insisted that “partisan politics had no place whatsoever in my work.” He tried to have it both ways, insisting that his report was accurate while refuting the most uncharitable right-wing characterizations of Biden’s memory. But as legal experts pointed out after the report was released, Hur’s description of Biden’s memory was not a necessary element of his duties, and it is unlikely that someone with as much experience in Washington as Hur would be so naive as to not understand how those phrases would be used politically.

Tellingly, Hur resigned from the DOJ just before his testimony so he would not be bound by its code of ethics. Reportedly he was also prepped by Trump advisors, who surely told him to emphasize the notion that he did not “exonerate” Biden, by the strict legal definition, only recommended against prosecution.

But Hur’s behavior gets even worse. Now that we have the transcript of his interview with the President, we know that even that “Biden is senile” assessment was not only gratuitous, but wildly inconsistent with the very facts in his own report, which show Joe to be quite sharp. (Even some of Hur’s specific examples—the timing of Beau’s death, for example—are flat-out wrong.)

In the Washington Post veteran legal analyst Ruth Marcus writes that Hur “mischaracterized and overstated Biden’s alleged memory lapses” and “consistently adopted an interpretation that is as uncharitable and damaging to Biden as possible.”

Gratuitous is bad enough. This was gratuitous and misleading.

Hur is entitled to his own interpretation, and it’s relevant, as he explained on Tuesday, to his assessment of how a jury would assess Biden’s conduct. Hur said he needed to “show his work” in explaining his decision not to pursue charges. But the special counsel well understood that his report to Attorney General Merrick Garland would be made public—and he understood, or should have, the political fallout that would result from his scorching assessment of Biden.

So, he had a dual responsibility here, and he failed twice. First, he went beyond, far beyond, what was necessary to outline his concerns about Biden’s memory, and how that would impact any case against him. Second, as we just learned, his recitation of the facts was one-sided.

“Necessary and accurate and fair,” Hur said. I’d say he was zero for three.

The MSM is going to report that just as eagerly and breathlessly as it spread Hur’s lies in the first place, right?

Don’t hold your breath.

A subsequent correction lacks the same power—and is usually buried deep inside the metaphorical paper, near the classified ads and local Little League results. Serwer:

First impressions stick. After a big story hits, the initial conclusions can turn out to be wrong, or partly wrong, but the revisions are not what people remember. They remember the headlines in imposing font, the solemn tone from a presenter, the avalanche of ironic summaries on social media. Political operatives know this, and it’s that indelible impression they want, one that sticks like a greasy fingerprint and that no number of follow-ups or awkward corrections could possibly wipe away.

APPEASEMENT FAILS AGAIN

But in addition to detailing Hur’s dishonesty, Serwer also explained the Democrats’ own goal of trying to appear non-partisan, which Republicans are happy to exploit over and over again: “Hur’s report is itself something of a self-inflicted wound for Democrats, a predictable result of their efforts to rebut bad-faith criticism from partisan actors by going out of their way to seem nonpartisan.”

Serwer explains the appeal of the “Biden is senile” story for the press on these exact grounds, as it seemed like “the sort of superficially nonideological criticism that some reporters feel comfortable repeating in their own words, believing that it illustrates their lack of partisanship to conservative sources and audiences. Coverage of the Hillary Clinton email investigation reached saturation levels in 2016 for similar reasons.”

We all know how that turned out.

Indeed, Hur’s abuse of his report to deliver a partisan attack was a reprise of Jim Comey’s unsolicited dig at Hillary when, as FBI director, he declined to seek charges against her in July 2016. It was also an escalation, as Hur is a far more partisan actor than Comey. But the comparison is instructive. Comey has since stated that his subsequent decision to announce the re-opening of that investigation in late October of that year, on the very eve of the election—breaking with standard FBI procedure not to comment on such matters—was driven in part by fears of what the right would say if he did not announce it, and Clinton won, and news later got out.

One can hardly think of a more disastrous miscalculation in modern American politics, and that includes Mike Dukakis’s decision to drive a tank.

Serwer again:

For reasons that remain unclear to me, Democrats seem to have internalized the Republican insistence that only Republicans are capable of the fairness and objectivity necessary to investigate or enforce the law. Any lifelong Republican who fails to put partisanship above their duties is instantly and retroactively turned into a left-wing operative by the conservative media. Acting to prevent complaints of bias (as opposed to actually being fair) is ultimately futile: Comey’s last-minute gift to the Trump campaign didn’t prevent Trump from smearing him as a liberal stooge.

The right wing knows it can goad Democrats—and journalists—into giving them what they want by means of this relentless cry of left-wing bias.

I’ve written before about Eric Alterman’s critique of the GOP “working the refs.” (He speaks about that at length in an interview for my forthcoming book Resisting the Right.) Serwer cites that concept explicitly:

These efforts to work the refs pay off. Right-wing criticism of Obama probably influenced him to pick a grandstanding Republican to head the FBI, an agency that has never been run by a Democrat, just as it likely influenced Garland to pick a grandstanding Republican to investigate Biden.

Conservative criticism of the mainstream press leads too many journalists to attempt to prove they aren’t liberals, which results in wholesale amplification of right-wing propaganda to deflect criticisms that the media aren’t objective; the facts become a secondary concern.

ALAS, POOR MERRICK

But even with Hur’s unprofessional behavior, and the media’s willingness to abet it, it didn’t have to play out this way, except that—as Serwer alludes—Merrick Garland is the poster boy for the Democrats’ appeasement impulse.

The Attorney General was under no obligation to appoint a special counsel to look into the Biden documents case at all, as the differences with the Trump case were so great that he could reasonably have demurred. But he did, in order to look “objective” and defer criticism. Even then, he did not have to choose a right wing hack like Hur for the gig—again presumably in the interest of looking scrupulously fair.

After seeing Hur’s final report, Garland could have redacted portions of it. He had promised to release as much as he could, which offered enough subjectivity to put the blatantly partisan portions out of that category. Would that have looked bad, especially if the redacted portions later leaked out? Yes, but—contra Comey—it might have been the lesser of two evils.….and, as we have discussed, by then the narrative would be set and the revelation would be drained of much of its power.

That is absolutely the GOP playbook in these cases.

Do you imagine for a moment that a Republican AG like Bill Barr wouldn’t have done so? No need to imagine, because Barr not only did that, but he did something much more extreme in holding the Mueller report for three weeks while issuing his own blatantly partisan and misleading four-page “summary,” in order to set the story in advance. Which worked brilliantly, with Trump claiming “total exoneration,” and the press blaring that assertionas gospel. Serwer: “Only later did the public learn that Mueller’s report had found ‘no criminal conspiracy but considerable links between Donald Trump’s campaign and Russia, and strongly suggested that Trump had obstructed justice’.”

Garland could have similarly held Hur’s report and first issued his own summary…..and unlike Barr/Mueller, he would have been justified in so doing, since Hur was engaging in wildly inappropriate editorializing while Mueller was scrupulously adhering to the rules. To a fault, some would say—the purity impulse in action again.

Maybe Merrick doesn’t think it’s his job to control the narrative. But it is his job not to let the people he appoints abuse and distort the process for partisan purposes. Very much his fucking job.

NEVILLE NEVILLE, YOU’VE TORN YOUR DRESS

But at least some Democrats have finally figured out how to jiu-jitsu the GOP’s tactics.

Obviously, House Republicans called Hur to testify because they wanted to highlight his uncalled-for assessment of Biden’s mental acuity. But it was clear to me from the start—and not because I’m Nostradamus—that the hearing might backfire on the GOP, thanks to the kind of admirable combativeness and muscularity that Adam Schiff and others demonstrated and that we need, in contrast to the Marquess of Queensbury thinking that this essay bemoans.

For example, in pressing on why the DOJ is charging Trump and not Biden over the retention of classified documents, Hur wound up explaining on national TV why what Trump did was so much worse. Another California Democrat, Ted Lieu, made that case very well by reciting a litany of Trump’s illegal behavior re the classified documents in his possession—hiding them, defying subpoenas to return them, ordering staff to move them when federal investigators were coming, and to lie about it—and forcing Hur to admit that Biden did none of those things.

Yet another California Democrat (what’s in the water out there?), Eric Swalwell, attempted to get Hur to pledge not to accept a federal judgeship from Trump should he win again. Yeah, that was some grandstanding, but who could resist? It certainly highlighted the self-serving motives behind Hur’s actions, both political and potentially personal. And Hur’s refusal to answer and lame attempt to pivot back to “what I came here to discuss” didn’t look great.

Democratic grandstanding or no, in a (gulp) second Trump administration, don’t be surprised to see Hur in black robes.

As Heather Cox Richardson wrote, the Democrats on the Judiciary Committee also showed “videos of Trump slurring his words, forgetting names, and speaking in word salad, getting their own sound bites to voters.”

And it was effective. On Twitter (don’t call it “Eks”) George Conway predicted that the one-two punch of Biden’s State of the Union address and Hur’s “immolation” a few days later would go down in political history like Reagan’s disarming “I am not going to exploit my opponent’s youth and inexperience’ moment,” from a 1984 presidential debate at a time when he was the one being attacked for his age. As HCR writes, “Mondale later said he knew Reagan’s answer was the moment he had lost not only the debate but probably the election.”

Maybe the left is finally figuring out the Neville Chamberlain is not a great role model.

So let’s stop trying to appease the right, and engaging in torturous contortions to try to show MAGA Nation how fair and decent we are, when all they ever do is exploit our goodwill and use it against us, and against democracy. Yes, we should play by the rules. But there’s playing by the rules, and then there’s doing self-harm when facing an opponent who gleefully twists and distorts and undermines those rules….all the while pretending that they too and fair and impartial and good faith players.

But guess what Republicans? You can’t piss on our heads and tell us it’s rain.

Another old NCO maxim? No—Hester Street. Better in the original Yiddish.

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Photo:  Republican special counsel Robert Hur, with his message for America.

Credit: Associated Press

h/t to Beth Westrate for “what could possibly go wrong?”

Profiles in Courage (Not)

This is the third in an accidental series on autocracy’s handmaidens. I didn’t set out to do that; it’s just that the news is making it unavoidably so.

First, we looked at the despicable role of the Supreme Court in abetting Trump’s neo-authoritarian project while trying to maintain its pose of holier-than-thou high-mindedness. Then, at the role of us ordinary Americans, on whose docile cooperation that project depends. This week, we survey a few key leaders within the Republican Party who recently have had a real opportunity to stand up and defy this far right movement, but for various self-serving reasons decided……Nahhhhhhh.

Would I prefer to finish the essay on the re-release of Stop Making Sense that I’ve had on deck for like six months? Yes. So, friends, please fix our fucking democracy so I can chill out.

THE PARTY’S OVER

Remember when Donald Trump was a parvenu in the Republican Party, widely criticized by its mandarins as unfit for office, not a “real conservative,” and an electoral disaster waiting to happen?

He now owns the Republican National Committee lock, stock, and barrel. (Look for it on the Trump Organization website, next to the steaks, bottled water, Chinese-made neckties, and worthless university degrees.)  

Last week the RNC shitcanned its chairwoman, Ronna Romney McDaniel—a Trump toady who had already turned on her own uncle in favor of Donald—and replaced her with Trump’s own daughter-in-law, Lara, Eric’s wife, who is co-chair along with chairman Michael Whatley, a Big Lie proponent and longtime Trump booster.

The new regime wasted no time cleaning house. The WaPo reports: “The (RNC’s) senior leadership has been almost entirely replaced or reassigned, while dozens of lower-ranking officials including state directors were either fired or told to reapply for their jobs. A nationwide network of community outreach centers, once a fixture of the party’s efforts to attract minority voters, will be shuttered or refocused on get-out-the-vote efforts.” One inside source called it “an absolute bloodbath.”

This is true cult-of-personality, fascist state stuff, and the final obliteration of the Grand Old Party’s claim that it is the Party of Lincoln with a proud tradition of blah blah blah.

Perhaps the scariest thing for Republicans is the effect of all this on downballot GOP candidates, who can’t possibly miss the unmistakable signal that this new Trumpified RNC—like Trump himself—cares not a shit about them or their races.

Ideologically speaking, it marks the end of old school Republicanism that some of my conservative friends continue to insist is the heart of the GOP, and its final codification as the outright party of White Christian nationalism. As Heather Cox Richradson writes: “Rather than calling for a small federal government that stays out of the way of market forces, as Republicans have advocated since 1980, the new Trump Party calls for a strong government that enforces religious rules and bans abortion; books; diversity, equity, and inclusion programs; and so on.”

Bonus irony, for those old enough to remember: The purge and subsequent revamp is being led by Trump advisor Chris LaCivita, the same guy who led the “Swift Boat Veterans for Truth” smear campaign against John Kerry in 2004. Quick explainer, for those too young to remember: that was one of the most deceptive, dishonest, and despicably effective political ad campaigns in US history, one that convinced much of America that the son of a former US President who used his family connections to avoid going to war (and possibly didn’t even complete his Stateside Air National Guard service), was an uber-patriot, and the guy who actually went to Vietnam, and got wounded  there, and who had a chestful of medals, was somehow an un-American traitor. 

That ought to be an indicator of the kind of criminal, bare knuckles campaign Team Trump intends to run, and how gallingly successful it can be.

Are you shocked?

COUNTRY FIRST (BUT THE COUNTRY IS RUSSIA)

The GOP’s humiliating surrender to Trump is now complete. There are dudes in federal prison who get sodomized on a regular basis who have more dignity and agency than the leadership of the Republican Party. (If there’s any justice, Trump himself will be in that orange-suited population soon.)

Of course, in another sense, it is woefully off-base even to think of this dynamic in terms of the GOP “surrendering” to Trump. That formulation assumes that a hostile takeover is in play. It is not. The Republican Party is thrilled to have Trump; if it were not, it would have dumped him long ago. Even those old school “Rockefeller Republicans” who profess to have misgivings wind up bending the knee, if they want to remain in the Party’s good graces. Ask Oklahoma Sen. Jim Lankford, as right wing a politician as he can be, who nevertheless got censured by his own state party last week for the sin of brokering a bipartisan border deal that Trump subsequently disliked.

Even the most left-leaning outlets are susceptible to this fake narrative that there is still a “normie” wing of the GOP. Reporting on Nikki Haley dropping out of the presidential race, MSNBC (of all nets) recently ran a chyron that read, “Republicans Fail to Stop MAGA Movement.”

Et tu, MSNBC? When is the media gonna figure it out? The Republicans are not even TRYING to stop Trump. They don’t WANT to stop Trump. Trump IS the Republican Party. This chyron is like one that reads, “Arsonists Fail to Put Out Fire.”

(It was especially galling that this chyron should appear over an interview with former Republican-turned hardcore Never Trumper Charlie Sykes, who has been loudly sounding this very alarm for years.)

But that fealty to the Dear Leader need not be so blunt and brazen in order to do harm.

The Bulwark’s Jonathan V. Last has coined a law: “Any person or institution which is not explicitly anti-Trump will become a tool for authoritarianism eventually.”

We saw it with Moscow Mitch McConnell, who just endorsed Trump, despite years of acrimony between them, despite his speech during Trump’s second impeachment holding him “morally responsible” for January 6th, despite Trump insulting and humiliating him and launching a racist attack on his wife, Elaine Chao, formerly Trump’s own Labor Secretary. The rationale, we’re told, is that Mitch thinks a Trump win in November will give the GOP the best bet to hold onto the Senate, which is all he cares about. (Which is another way of saying that all he cares about is himself.)

Is it fun to watch Mitch get emasculated like this? Kinda. If only it weren’t at the feet of an even worse swine. A powerful, long-serving US senator on the cusp of retirement, with a history of hostility toward his party’s presidential candidate, could give that candidate the middle finger on the way out. But if Mitch had that kind of integrity, he wouldn’t be a craven POS in the first place.

We saw it again with the vastly overpraised Nikki Haley, who angered critics by not being more vocal in her condemnation of Trump when she ended her presidential run, after taking it to him fairly hard in the pyrrhic, what-have-I-got-to-lose endstage of her always hopeless campaign.

But again: should we really be surprised? A supposedly moderate conservative, Nikki ran on standard godawful GOP rhetoric, stood by Alabama’s fetal personhood decision, and promised to pardon Trump if she were elected president. Tell me again how she’s better than Donald?

When Nikki left the race, she did a pretty good Pontius PIlate impression in washing her hands of what happens from here. She certainly didn’t tell her supporters not to go over to Trump. Last writes, “If there’s been a more cowardly statement over the last year, I can’t think of it…..(Nikki Haley) has resigned herself to being a useful tool for Trump’s ongoing authoritarian attempt.” Don’t be surprised if she shows up on his ticket come summer.

And speaking of Nikki, we saw Last’s law in action with Haley supporter Governor Chris Sununu of New Hampshire. Another alleged moderate, Sununu has also been highly critical of Trump, including calling him a “loser” and saying he should face the legal music in his various criminal proceedings. That’s the kind of behavior that earned him the same sort of undeserved credit from desperate and dewy-eyed liberals that Nikki got. (The bar for principle in the GOP is pretty low.)

But now that Nikki is out, Sununu has said that he will vote for Trump. “I’m going to support the ticket. I’m going to support Donald Trump.”

Guess he didn’t get the memo about “country over party.”

Acknowledging his previous criticism of Trump, Sununununu remarked, “Look, I don’t take any of that back, to be sure. But again, understand this is an alternative. I mean, the alternative is Biden.”

So Trump is really bad but Biden is somehow worse? That mindset is not going to age well. “Yeah, Mussolini’s a monster, but I’m loyal party guy.”

OO-OOH THAT SMELL

These Republicans, who have not the courage of those who left the party in disgust—like David Jolly or Michael Steele or Bill Kristol or Charlie Sykes or Tim Miller or George Conway—are looking down the barrel of history’s harshest judgment.

Sununu is on record arguing that our institutions are so strong that a single individual can’t undermine them, telling the New York Times (sic): “As much of a stink as (Trump) made that the election fraud in Jan. 6 and all this stuff, he still walked out the door.”

As Chris Cillizza writes, you could call January 6th—and more importantly, the concerted campaign of electoral subversion that led up to it—just a stink. Or, “You could also call it an armed insurrection on the US Capitol with the express purpose of delaying the certification of a free and fair election.” Cillizza reminds us how close Trump came to succeeding in that effort, stopped only by the actions of a few. Contrary to the conclusion that “our institutions and democracy are essentially impregnable,” Cillizza writes that he took the exact opposite lesson from that day:

To me, what January 6 proved is that we were one Mike Pence action away from the basic tenets of democracy being totally undermined. (And Pence had plenty of doubts before he did the right thing!). The aftermath of the 2020 election showed me how paper-thin the difference between order and chaos, between democracy and, um, not-democracy really is.

For Sununu to believe that Trump can’t do anything all that bad if he is elected again requires him to ignore ALL of the things the former president has already SAID he will do if he is elected again. Among those proposals:

+ A political weaponization of the Justice Department

+ A purge in the civil service—aimed at installing more Trump loyalists

+ A new Muslim ban

+ Retribution against news channels he views as unfriendly to him

The idea of reinstalling someone like that into office solely because he, like you, has an “R” after his name is, to borrow a phrase from Sununu, fucking crazy.

SLIPPERY PEOPLE

There were a couple other little things that came out recently that bear noting.

After getting savagely—and justifiably—mocked for her State of the Union rebuttal, it emerged that tone was the least of Sen. Katie Britt (R-Ala.)’s issues. The flat-out lie that Republicans will protect IVF didn’t get by me, but now her sensational story of a sex trafficked migrant has turned out to be untrue in several crucial details, including the president it happened under—George W. Bush.

Well, I’ll be.

As some wag put it, it takes a helluva lot of gall to talk about the horrors of sex trafficking and then tell viewers to vote for a convicted sexual predator. It takes even more gall to lie about it. (The Washington Post’s factchecker gave Britt’s version four Pinocchios.)

The truth was exposed by independent journalist Jonathan Katz, demonstrating yet again why a truly free and tenacious press—one not beholden to profits or political pressure—is so crucial, particularly to a democracy under siege.

The other story I want to touch on is Trump’s speech in Rome, Georgia, the heart of Marjorie Taylor Greene’s congressional district, soon after the SOTU.

Look at some tape of Don just four years ago. He was always cuddly as a cactus and charming as an eel, but back then he could at least put a coherent sentence together. His mental decline is howlingly evident. But his awfulness carries on.

Employing his usual talent for projection, Trump railed at Biden for “shouting angrily at America” in “the worst State of the Union speech in history,” describing it as an “angry, dark, hate-filled rant” and the “most divisive, partisan, radical and extreme speech ever delivered by a president in that chamber.” He called Biden “grossly incompetent,” “the worst president in history,” “the most corrupt,” as well as “crooked,” clueless, and “a threat to democracy” who would “weaponize government, weaponize the FBI, weaponize the DOJ,” alleging that “everything (he) touches turns to shit” and that he is “destroying our country,”

That is in fact a highly accurate description of a recent president, but that president is not Joe Biden.

And then he mocked Joe’s stutter.

Here’s John Hendrickson in The Atlantic:

More than Trump’s ugly taunt, one thing stands out to me about these moments: the sound of Trump’s supporters laughing right along with him. This is a building block of Trumpism. The man at the top gives his followers permission to be the worst version of themselves.

I spent some time in that part of north Georgia, and lived for quite a few years south of there, in Columbus. (Athens it ain’t.) But the people there are like the people everywhere: good, bad, and everything in between. The self-selecting batch that showed up for a Trump rally aren’t a representative sample, and undoubtedly skew toward the middle of that spaghetti western triptych. But like Nikki and Chris and even Mitch (at least at the beginning of his loathsome career), there are plenty of people who might otherwise be constrained by longstanding norms, including common decency, who have gone over to the dark side after Trump opened the door and beckoned them in.

Let’s give Hendrickson—a stutterer himself—the last word, or at least next to last:

Trump may be among the most famous and powerful people in modern history, but he remains a small-minded bully. He mocks Biden’s disability because he believes the voters will reward him for it—that there is more to be gained than lost by dehumanizing his rival and the millions of other Americans who stutter, or who go through life managing other disorders and disabilities. I would like to believe that more people are repulsed than entertained, and that Trump has made a grave miscalculation. We have eight more months of this until we find out.

And the Republican Party has welcomed this cretin into the house and given him the keys.

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Photos, clockwise from top left: Aspiring Trump running mate Nikki Haley; future Fox contributor Chris Sununu; an American yardbird aspiring not to wind up on the menu at Popeye’s; and a fella on his way to join Joe McCarthy and Strom Thurmond in the ninth circle of Hell.

Credits: McConnell: Elizabeth Frantz/Reuters; Haley: Reuters; Sununu: Chris Cillizza/Substack; Chicken: selfie

We Get the Government We Deserve

Last week I wrote about the ways in which the archconservative supermajority on the Supreme Court, in agreeing to hear Trump’s ludicrous immunity claim, is abetting his open desire to install a right wing dictatorship in the US. (Though only, he says, for Day One. His words, not mine.)

That effort carried on the very next day, when the Court handed down a second decision keeping Trump on the ballot in Colorado and elsewhere.

But it would be an enormous mistake to believe that SCOTUS, or any governmental institution, is the only problem. It would be a mistake even to say that the problem lies with Trump and the other cretinous architects of that neo-fascist endeavor themselves. A far more worrying problem is the extent to which many many many ordinary Americans fail to appreciate the danger, and—gobsmackingly—seem to think that Donald Trump and his fellow travelers are reasonable, trustworthy politicians who deserve their vote.

Be they deluded Kool Aid-drunk true believers, apathetic low-information voters who aren’t really paying attention, or just wildly misinformed folks who can still be won over, these citizens represent a terrifying demographic on whom the latest Most Important Election of Our Lifetimes may turn, and on whom the forces of fascism are counting. 

DO THEY CALL ME GIUSEPPE THE BOAT BUILDER?

I’ve made this point before—ad nauseam, some might say. Only a month ago, I made almost the identical argument in a piece called “Who Needs Voter Suppression?” that carried an illustration of lemmings. This week it’s sheep. Hey, do you think it’s easy to crank out 5000 words a week without some recycling?

But I continue to repeat myself because the problem remains.

We all know that the polls are—bizarrely—grim for Joe Biden. In a sane world, he would be cruising to re-election on the strength of a record that most incumbents would give their eye teeth for….particularly since his opponent is facing 91 criminal indictments, including trying to overthrow a free and fair election (and murder his own vice president along the way, though he’s not even charged for that). Yet a slim majority of Americans—at least for now—seem to think Donald Trump would be a better choice for the job.

[Pause to collect pieces of skull and brain tissue scattered across the room.]

Here’s Nate Cohn in the New York Times:

On paper, Biden ought to be the favorite…..Yet according to the polls, Trump begins the general election campaign in the lead. Over the last four months, he has led nearly every poll in Michigan, Nevada, Arizona and Georgia, along with the states he carried in 2020 — enough to give him 283 electoral votes and the presidency. This is not what many expected from a Biden-Trump rematch, especially after Democrats were resilient in the midterms and excelled in special elections by campaigning on issues like democracy and abortion.

Last week the New York Times ran a front page headline that read, “Voters Doubt Biden’s Leadership and Favor Trump, Times/Siena Poll Finds.” That sentence alone is headspinning, but let’s explore it a little further.

With eight months left until the November election, Mr. Biden’s 43 percent support lags behind Mr. Trump’s 48 percent in the national survey of registered voters. Only one in four voters thinks the country is moving in the right direction. More than twice as many voters believe Mr. Biden’s policies have personally hurt them as believe his policies have helped them. A majority of voters think the economy is in poor condition.

A full 40 percent of voters said Mr. Trump’s policies had helped them personally, compared to only 18 percent who said the same of Mr. Biden’s. Only 12 percent of independent voters….said Mr. Biden’s policies had personally helped them, compared to 43 percent who said his policies had hurt them.

Was this poll taken at a Klan rally? Or in the banquet room at Mar-a-Lago? Or maybe in the Kremlin?

We know that these beliefs fly in the face of empirical reality. But facts don’t matter any more, do they? And it’s no coincidence that the people who promote that post-modernist view—the right wing—do so because the facts don’t favor them. Cui bono, people.

And the bitter, Orwellian injustice of it all gets even worse:

(O)ver and over, the Times/Siena poll revealed how Mr. Trump has cut into more traditional Democratic constituencies while holding his ground among Republican groups. The gender gap, for instance, is no longer benefiting Democrats. Women, who strongly favored Mr. Biden four years ago, are now equally split, while men gave Mr. Trump a nine-point edge. The poll showed Mr. Trump edging out Mr. Biden among Latinos, and Mr. Biden’s share of the Black vote is shrinking, too.

It beggars belief that, after Dobbs, Trump is winning a majority of American women. Latinx support for Trump is also hard to fathom, even accounting for the oft-forgotten strain of Catholic conservatism in that community. Significant numbers of Latinx voters are going over to the guy who made demonization of immigrants, especially brown ones, the whole backbone of his campaign? The one who told us that Mexicans are rapists and criminals, and wanted to wall off the southern border? The one who kidnapped and caged thousands of Latinx children? The one that wants to kick down doors in search of “illegals”—again, predominantly Hispanic people—and build concentration camps to put them in?

Of course, “Hispanics’ are not a monolith. There’s a world of difference between, say, a recent Guatemalan refuge and a rabidly anti-Castro Cuban-American born and raised in Miami. But the latter have long been in the Republican camp. What accounts for the new converts?

I dunno, but I’m reminded of that overplayed Don McLean song where Satan was laughing with delight.

Some of these results may reflect what the researcher David Atkins calls “thermostatics,” which is a fancy way of saying that, while incumbency has its advantages, there is also a hope-springs-eternal/grass-is-always-greener effect that makes voters want to “throw the bums out,” no matter who’s in power. (Triple points for me on the Cliché-o-Meter.) Not to mention a willful, collective amnesia over just how horrible the Trump years were.

In any case, if you ever get the feeling that you’re living in Idiocracy, you’re not alone. Stand by for eight Oscars for Ass.

BACKSTABBERS

Who, in the wake of January 6, thought that a mere three years later we would be on the verge of returning Donald Trump to power? Yes, the GOP and the levers it controls have been instrumental in that American Dolchstoßlegende. But like the grifters say, you can’t con a man who doesn’t want to be conned. And plenty of Americans have been happy to let themselves be suckered.

But let’s back up a little. I say “verge of returning” Trump to power, but that is an overstatement, of course.

A few days ago, this Biden-is-doomed narrative looked like it was calcifying into received wisdom. Then Joe gave a ferocious State of the Union speech that chipped away at the “old and senile” narrative and suddenly convinced a lot of people that he’s not dead yet.  (Not that his haters will be swayed. Ross Douthat wasn’t. But Ross’s judgment has been known to be iffy.) It was a reminder that Joe’s been in politics a long time, and he’s pretty good at it—something his enemies somehow consistently forget, over and over.

Afterward, a lot of pundits who’d been defeatist a mere 24 hours before suddenly saw a world in which Trump looked very mortal indeed. In The Bulwark, Jonathan V. Last’s headline was “Biden Can. Win.” In The Atlantic, Pulitzer Prize winner Jennifer Senior’s was “Biden Silences the Doubters.”

We shall see. American politics swing back and forth harder than Tom Brady’s retirement plans.

Meanwhile, it’s weird to wake up and think that Tommy Tuberville doesn’t seem like the crazier of Alabama’s two US Senators anymore. The GOP ought to be disqualified just for thinking Senator Chloe Fineman—er, I mean Katie Britt—was the best available spokesperson to give their SOTU response. Yes, I know it’s a thankless, no-win assignment (ask Marco Rubio or Bobby Jindal), but this one was awful even by those low standards. The high school drama club tone, the “American carnage” theme, the dogwhistling choice of a woman speaking from her kitchen—it was truly beyond parody. The historian Heather Cox Richardson noted that Britt “conspicuously wore a necklace with a cross and spoke in a breathy, childlike voice as she wavered between smiles and the suggestion she was on the verge of tears.” The content of her speech was all but unworthy of attention, but one lowlight was her attempt at a variation on the old Reagan line, “Are you better off than you were three years ago?”

Uh, you mean during the pandemic? Actually, um, yes. Yes, I am better off.

As Andy Borowitz quipped, Britt characterized “Biden as out of touch for not knowing the price of gas or groceries. Her nominee only knows how much it costs to silence a porn star.” But far and away the most important thing to note was her howling, outright lie about GOP support for in vitro fertilization when she and her party explicitly support fetal personhood, which would explicitly outlaw IVF, led by the nutjob Christian radical Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of her own home state of Alabama.

“Republican Politician Tells Brazen Lie”—stop the presses.

Katie Britt is said to be a formidable—and therefore scary—right wing politician. Despite this humiliating debut on the national stage, in which she was badly served by her handlers, we may not have seen the last of her.

FOLLY TO BE WISE, GUYS

The alarm over Biden’s prospects is not entirely a bad thing. It can be helpful as a wakeup call, a boon to voter registration and GOTV efforts, and a bulwark against complacency and overconfidence. (Little chance of the latter, strong chance of the former.) It also points to a way to move the proverbial needle, and a great opportunity for the Democratic Party and their man.

As the Times’s Cohn writes, “There might be a kernel of good news for Biden hidden in his extreme weakness among less engaged voters: His campaign can hope they are simply not paying close attention, and might return to Biden’s side once voters tune into the race.”

As we noted last week, criminal conviction(s) are the one thing that even Republicans say would dent their support for Trump. The aforementioned NYT/Siena poll, the one that causes a collective pants-shitting in Blue America, showed that there has been a slight dip in the number of voters who “currently believe Mr. Trump has committed serious federal crimes,” down from 58 percent in December to 53 percent now. One has to believe that that downward trend—the result of relentless right wing propagandizing—will reverse as criminal trials commence and hard evidence against him is presented. Which is precisely why the GOP, including its loyalists on the Supreme Court, is working overtime to delay those trials.

But Trump has other vulnerabilities with voters that, similarly, have not yet been highlighted to them.

Remarkably, polling shows that most Americans—incredibly—are unaware of Trump’s fanatic, fascist comments about what he’d do in a second term, and his desire to “terminate” portions of the Constitution and turn the US into a dictatorship. When made aware, their view of him (and willingness to vote for him) drops significantly.

That lack of awareness is astonishing to me, but the possibility here for Democratic strategists is obvious. As Greg Sargent, formerly of the WaPo and now at The New Republic, writes:

That’s maddening for obvious reasons. But it also presents the Biden campaign with an opportunity. If voters are unaware of all these statements, there’s plenty of time to make voters aware of them—and the polling also finds that these statements, when aired to respondents, shift them against Trump.

A survey by the veteran Democratic pollster Geoff Garin for the group Save My Country polled  voters in three swing states—Arizona, Michigan, and Pennsylvania—and weighted the results according to votes in the Electoral College.

The poll asked them about 10 of Trump’s most authoritarian statements, including: the two mentioned above, Trump’s claim that immigrants are “poisoning the blood of our country,” his vow to pardon rioters who attacked the Capitol, his promise to prosecute the Biden family without cause, his threat to inflict mass persecution on the “vermin” opposition, and a few more.

Result? “Only 31 percent of respondents said they previously had heard a lot about these statements by Trump,” the memo accompanying the poll concluded. 

The good news for Biden is that when respondents were presented with these quotes, it prompted a rise in Trump’s negatives. For instance, after hearing them, the percentage who see him as “out for revenge” jumped by five points, the percentage who see him as “dangerous” rose by nine points, and the percentage who see him as a “dictator” climbed by seven points.

Garin also found that when presented with these remarks, “the percentage of those who view Trump unfavorably jumps five points, from 53 percent to 58 percent, and 69 percent say Trump will bring “chaos to the presidency and our country.”

In other words, when voters are presented with evidence straight from Trump’s own mouth, they see an authoritarian second term as very plausible.

Sargent notes that one interpretation of these results is that Team Biden hasn’t successfully made the case for Trump’s unfitness—yet. Maybe they’re keeping their powder dry for the summer and fall. According to this logic, when voters are adequately presented with the truth, particularly about the two central issues in this race—democracy and abortion—where the vast majority of Americans are soundly aligned with the Democratic position and hostile to the Republican one, Biden will win.

More importantly, Sargent notes that these results seem to obliterate the idea that voters just don’t care.

“In fact, all this might in some ways validate one of the Biden camp’s frequent claims—that voters are so checked out that they aren’t seriously aware of the threat a second Trump term poses.” Yes, hardcore Trumpies will never turn on their guy….but that’s not who we’re talking about. We’re talking about the slim but crucial sliver in the squishy middle who will decide the election—a segment Sargent describes as “gettable” for Biden.

“Trump’s negatives are not baked into the cake at all,” Garin told me. Fortunately for the Biden camp, between now and Election Day there are some eight months to fire up the campaign crucible and ensure that they do get baked in—good and hard.

Cohn writes that Biden can “hope that Trump will loom larger in the minds of voters as the election nears.” Beyond mere hope, that is exactly what Democratic messengers intend to promote.

In the end, Biden might well prevail by capitalizing on issues like abortion and democracy. Historically, early polls are not especially predictive of a final outcome. Many voters aren’t yet paying close attention, and there will be every opportunity for the Biden campaign to refocus the electorate on more favorable issues once the general election campaign gets underway.

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There’s lack of awareness, and then there’s wanton, day-is-night, ass backwardness.

While the punditocracy is obsessed with beating up on Joe Biden—and not just the right but the center and left too—marveling that he is not more popular given his many significant accomplishments and the flaws of his opponent, consider the vast tsunami of political ignorance that engulfs America, and with which he must contend.

The Times’s Cohn related the tale of his colleague Claire Cain Miller who “interviewed a voter who said abortion was the most important issue, but blamed Biden for the loss of abortion rights in America.”

Yes, the Biden campaign may bear some blame for not doing a better job of getting the facts out there, and maybe it will do so in the next eight months. But when we are up against that kind of stupidity, one wonders if our country will soon get the kind of vile, reality-denying autocratic government it deserves. Is it just anecdotal? Yeah, but add up enough anecdotes and you get a statistically significant (or even definitive) critical mass.

Per above, Biden’s inner circle is said to be confident that they can win over that sliver of misinformed and/or insufficiently attentive voters. They’re the pros, so I hope they’re right. 

But if part of the blame for this public ignorance of Trump’s statements and misdeeds falls on Team Biden and the DNC for failing to make their case, a lot of it falls on the press. When it comes to the relative flaws of Joe vs. Don, it’s “but her emails” all over again.

While the media obsesses over Biden’s electoral prospects—a process that only further diminishes them—what is Trump up to, besides trying to get Elon Musk or some Middle Eastern potentate or (presumably) Vladimir Putin to give him half billion dollars so he can post bail in his various trials? (Good thing a guy in the red like that isn’t in possession of sensitive US government secrets!)

Whatever it is, the media isn’t covering it in any kind of remotely responsible way. Here’s the esteemed Dan Rather:

Over the weekend, the former president said that he would eliminate federal funding for any school with a vaccine mandate. That includes vaccines against chickenpox, polio, and measles. The audience shouted its approval of this dangerous, if not outright terrifying, promise. Can you imagine the consequences of that? The children who would die? Where’s the coverage and the outrage?

Then Trump confused two Democratic presidents—not for the first time—saying, “Putin has so little respect for Obama ….” Imagine the airtime that remark would get if it came from President Biden?

Rather’s conclusion is that “an informed and determined electorate can stop (Trump) at the ballot box.” No doubt about that. But that requires someone to inform them in the first place.

Greg Sargent again:

President Biden’s brain trust appears confident that he will ultimately prevail over Donald Trump due to the threat Trump poses to our constitutional system. By November, the election’s “focus will become overwhelmingly on democracy,” one top Biden adviser told The New Yorker, adding that “the biggest images in people’s minds are going to be of January 6th.”

Some of Biden’s fate lies with turnout, particularly when it comes to “the less engaged, less educated segment of the electorate, including many young, Black and Hispanic voters who traditionally vote for Democratic candidates.” As Cohn notes, in 2020 he defeated Trump in the “pivotal battleground states” only by narrow margins—less than a percentage point. And now “his favorability rating is 14 points lower.”

If some of Biden’s strengths in 2020 have eroded, some of Trump’s vulnerabilities have widened. Per Cohn, Trump is “viewed about as unfavorably as he was four years ago. In fact, his ratings numbers are almost exactly where they stood before the last election” and “a majority of voters say they believe Trump has committed serious federal crimes.” In an election with razor thin margins, that could make the difference for either man.

But writing about the current presidential race in old-fashioned horserace terms is exactly what I don’t want to be doing. We are in an existential crisis for American democracy, with the candidate of one of our two major parties openly campaigning on a promise to institute cult-of-personality-style fascism. Talking about the color of ties and kissing babies at state fairs is not appropriate. It’s a habit the press finds hard to break, so it will fall to partisans outside the Fourth Estate to make that case.

FLIRTING WITH DISASTER

In the Times, Cohn writes: “Trump’s persistent unpopularity sets up an agonizing choice for millions of voters who liked and backed Biden in the last election but now find themselves left to choose between two candidates they dislike; a group sometimes known as ‘double haters’.”

Wow. Are there really people trying to decide who’s worse, Trump or Biden? No matter what you think of Joe Biden, the idea that anyone thinks Trump is a better choice to lead this country is unfathomable to me.

One of Biden’s favorite lines is, “Don’t compare me to the Almighty—compare me to the alternative.” (#DadJoke #GranddadJoke.) That contrast has never been more stark than in the 2024 presidential race. But Americans are also justifiably tired of a choice between the lesser of two evils, even if one “evil” is MASSIVELY more evil than the other evil, which can hardly be described as evil at all.

Let me be clear: I don’t believe there is any legitimate reason to vote for Donald Trump, any more than I believe there’s any legitimate reason to take the side of Vladimir Putin, or Francisco Franco, or that fella from Austria. Not saying he’s in their league, but how bad do you have to be? Trump has far exceeded the minimum standard of unfitness for public office and designation as a menace to society.

I have dear friends who are Trump supporters. (And possibly family? Not sure.) I love them. But I believe they are dead wrong on that count, and history will judge it so.

We are far from the only country to flirt so openly with fascism. Some have not only flirted but gone all the way to consummation, and smoking cigarettes together afterward while avoiding the wet spot. There has always been a proto-authoritarian strain in the American soul, though rarely has it been as ascendant as at the moment. But if it triumphs here, it will be due not only to the Proud Boys and the Josh Hawleys and the Tucker Carlsons, but to the shoulder-shrugging tens of millions who didn’t storm the Capitol, but quietly went along and didn’t stand up to stop the march of American authoritarianism either.

Democrats will run on abortion and democracy, and if that’s not enough to win I don’t know what’s wrong with our country. Maybe it will be. Or maybe the GOP will sucker enough of the American people once again, with the help of the maddening apathy of otherwise progressive-leaning young people, a far left that is living up to its reputation for devouring its own, and the furor of Arab-Americans in Michigan who think Biden is abetting genocide and therefore prefer to throw the race to an opponent who would cause infinitely more harm to the people of Palestine, and won’t stop there.

But if we return Donald Trump to power—for any reason, and as the result of any weird combination of factors, we will get what we deserve.

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Photo: Portrait of American voters in their natural habitat

h/t Genie Smith for the Dan Rather article

Thanks to Gina Patacca for her pro bono copy editing!

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History Will Shake Its Damn Head

The American punditocracy was recently rattled by news that the US Supreme Court will hear Donald Trump’s absurd claim that, while president, he was a king who could have legally ordered SEAL Team Six to cap Joe Biden.

I know that’s not the specific scenario in United States vs. Donald Trump, but it’s a thought experiment that was posed in the DC Circuit Court of Appeals when it heard the case, and is very much the gist of what SCOTUS has agreed to decide.

And by so doing, the Supreme Court itself may have had the effect of capping Joe Biden.

It boggles the mind that the highest court in the land is even bothering with this ridiculous appeal, one that has been thoroughly debunked by lower courts, and the consideration of which poses vast dangers to the republic. But bothering it is, which is all the more ominous as a harbinger of what is coming next, either by accident or design.

So let me jump ahead to the conclusion, for those without the time to slog through this whole essay:

American democracy is at grave risk from a homegrown neo-fascist movement, one that is abusing the very mechanisms of that democracy in order to undermine and destroy it. And the people and institutions that comprise that democracy are not only allowing it to happen, but assisting it.

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Few legal experts thought the Court would take up this case. Trump’s claim of total immunity is ridiculous on its very face, defying the whole premise of American democracy. The DC Circuit Court obliterated it in its airtight, well-reasoned and articulated decision of last month, and SCOTUS had no obligation to hear the appeal, or even explain why it declined to do so. It could easily have denied certiorari without comment, as it does all the time, let the solid lower court decision stand, and allowed the trial of Trump to proceed. That is what it would have done if it really wanted to protect its already badly damaged reputation, and affirm its allegedly high-minded desire to stay out of partisan politics (or so we are repeatedly told).

But it did not. So one thing we can presume is that, for some of the Court’s right wing members, any semblance of integrity (or at least the appearance thereof) is secondary to advancing its Christian nationalist agenda, optics be damned. Is that shocking? Not when recent scandals involving certain justices suggest that they don’t really give a shit about optics at all.

(Trump himself openly cheered the Court’s decision to take the case—a sure sign that it is evil. But I guess he got what he paid for.)

Let’s not forget: Trump put a full third of the justices on that Supreme Court, joining two others who are— believe it or not—even more conservative than Trump’s picks, and another—the Chief Justice—who is a garden variety Reagan-era Republican who sides with them often as not.

Them ain’t great odds. Given the GOP’s campaign of election subversion, and Trump’s own personal criminality, this was always the fear: that Trump would place justices on the Supreme Court who might someday hold his fate—either electoral or carceral, or both—in their hands. And that turns out to be exactly what is happening.

Of course, the notion that the right-leaning Court is doing this explicitly to aid Trump may be a bit unfair. There could be legitimate reasons SCOTUS took up the case.

Maybe the Court feels it’s incumbent upon it to weigh in on what election expert Richard Hasen has called “the most important case in this Nation’s history.” A decision from the highest court in the land would put a definitive end to this fundamental question once and for all, and settle the matter nationwide for all of Trump’s many trials, rather than have the same issue come up over and over, to be handled piecemeal.

Yeah, maybe that’s the Court’s thinking. But that does not mean a majority of the Court agrees that the immunity claim is so much horseshit.

The best case scenario, as noted by Tim Heaphy, formerly lead attorney for the House J6 Committee, is a quick decision that has the political side effect of convincing a majority of the American people that Trump’s claim is bullshit, thus aiding his speedy prosecution. But the highly respected retired federal judge and conservative anti-Trump icon Michael Luttig argues that the only plausible reason the Court took the case is because at least one or two justices (read: Clarence and Sam) believe Trump is in fact immune. For that same reason, Luttig doubts a fast decision is in the works.

On that point, all this gymnastic speculation about why the Court is doing what it’s doing—“It just wants to go by the book, to make MAGA Nation accept its verdict!”—is beginning to feel like wishful thinking, akin to the tedious speculation about why the Republican Party at large hasn’t yet dumped Trump. I am not at all sure that this Court, like the GOP at large, wants Trump to go down to defeat, and I am even less sure that it will deliver a verdict here that hastens that outcome.

SLOWWALKING TOWARD OBLIVION

Trump has gamed and exploited the legal system his entire adult life, and continues to do so now. But that system does not have to roll over and let him do so, especially when it is very clear what he is up to. Unless, of course, the conservative elements within that system want to let him to do that, and are doing everything they can to help.

Trump’s privileged treatment by the legal system is akin to his privileged treatment by the health care system when he had COVID. In both cases, the least deserving recipient on Earth—one who had actively attacked and undermined that very system—was given the very best advantages available from it, advantages the average American would never get. Infuriating does not begin to describe it.

Oral arguments are set for April 22. A decision is not likely before the end of the Court’s current term, which would be early July. That means the soonest a trial would start—assuming the decision is not a pro-Trump travesty that shuts the case down altogether—would be late summer, and even that is unlikely. A verdict before Election Day is all but impossible.

Why is this delay so important? Because the American people have a right to hear a court of law and a jury of Donald Trump’s peers adjudicate his guilt or innocence regarding an attempted coup d’état before they go to the polls and consider him for restoration to the position of President the United States.

We all know that, shockingly, nothing thus far has dented Trump’s support among conservative voters: not paying hush money to a porn star, not “grab ‘em by the pussy,” not kissing Putin’s ass, not kidnapping migrant children, not killing hundreds of thousand by mismanaging a pandemic, not even trying to have Mike Pence murdered as part of a failed coup. Weirdly, the one thing that polls tell us would cause some of those Republican voters to turn on him would be a criminal conviction. And the Supreme Court seems eager to step in and make sure that doesn’t happen before those voters go to the polls.

In a piece titled “The Supreme Court Just Handed Trump an Astonishing Victory,” Vox’s Ian Milhiser wrote:

It’s hard to imagine the Supreme Court signing onto this argument, which has already been rejected by two other courts. Yet Trump has now, with Wednesday’s ruling, leveraged this ridiculous legal argument to delay his DC trial for at least four and a half months, and the delay will likely extend much longer because the Court will need time to produce an opinion.

Milhiser called it “a colossal victory for Trump,” one that “could potentially allow him to evade criminal responsibility for his attempts to overthrow the 2020 election altogether.”

Simply put, Wednesday’s order is a disaster for anyone hoping that Trump may face trial before the November election. And, because the nominal reason for this order is to give the justices more time to decide if the president is completely above the law, this decision raises serious doubts about whether this Court can be trusted to oversee Trump-related cases in a nonpartisan manner.

We have all heard that most legal experts believe the Court will ultimately reject the immunity claim. Then again, most experts believed it wouldn’t take it up in the first place. Even if the Court does reject ultimately his immunity claim, the sheer time it is taking to do so will have aided Trump beyond comprehension, which may be all he wants or needs. Therefore, if the political benefit of this delay allows Trump to win re-election, none of the attendant details will matter, not even a final ruling against him…..because he will be president again and can shut down this case, as part of a broader effort to institute a right wing dictatorship that he is openly advertising and campaigning on.

As my friend Scott Matthews points, out, there is also the chance SCOTUS rules that Trump’s actions were sufficiently close to “official,” where presidential immunity is already settled law. (That is certainly what—hold onto your red baseball hat—the Wall Street Journal thinks.) Of course, it’s risible that trying to overturn an election would fall under a president’s official duties, but not inconceivable that a Supreme Court with a right wing supermajority would rule that way.

Would they give Biden the same immunity? Of course not.

Obviously, if we had a functional Court whose right wing members showed a shred of principle, Clarence “Big Man” Thomas would recuse himself. But you may have noticed, we don’t. At least Ginni, who was an active collaborator in the attempted coup at the center of the case the Court will hear, will be happy. I’m sure they’ll have a laugh about it on their next trip on Harlan Crow’s private jet.

SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE

As I have written here and elsewhere, future generations may well look back on the actions of the people and institutions of the United States in this period with absolute head-shaking astonishment.

Not because the Republican Party squandered its chance to be rid of Trump after January 6th. That way of thinking presumes the GOP is a reasonable political party that wants to be rid of him, and not a neo-fascist Christian dominionist insurgency happy to have him at his head. Nor will our descendants shake their collective noggin at the fact that roughly 30% of Americans are fully on board with that autocratic endeavor. We know our country has always had a robust subset of slavering pro-authoritarian troglodytes.

But they will headshake a-plenty at the foolish willingness of the vast, non-cretinous but insufficiently bothered majority to let its own democracy be destroyed, even after narrowly dodging that fate only a few years before at the hands of that very same asshole and his army of eager gargoyles.

Now, you may say: “Hey, King’s Necktie, you’re being irrational and emotional. Much as you may hate Trump, and as serious a threat as he is to American democracy, we have to play by the rules, otherwise we become what he is.”

(You can call me Bob by the way. Or Bobby. Or RJ. Or you can call me Al; it was Al all the time.)

I hear you, dear readers. We absolutely ought to give Trump due process and the full benefit of the law that any accused individual deserves. We ought to dot our i’s and cross our t’s and do everything by the book, both for the principle of it, and to deny MAGA Nation any reason to claim victimization or martyrdom or injustice. (For all the good that will do. They will cry foul anyway.)

But the Constitution is not a suicide pact. We can stay within the letter—and spirit—of the law without bending over backwards to accommodate a brazen fascist who has openly declared that, if elected, he intends to trash the very system that protected and abetted him. And the behavior of so many right wing politicians and government officials on that front, including, apparently, at least a few justices on the Supreme Court, suggests that they are not acting out of naïveté at all but active, palm-rubbing malevolence.

Right after Biden beat Trump in 2020 (it’s true, Republicans—look it up!), I wrote a piece called “The Ghost of Grover Cleveland,” ruminating on the odds that Trump could come back and win a second term. I didn’t rule it out, though at the time he seemed grievously wounded. His prospects looked even worse after the failed coup of a few weeks later, when it seemed that even the craven GOP was going to break with him at last. Apparently we all badly underestimated the depths of the Republicans’ cowardice and avarice.

I guess I figured when you were already in Death Valley, you couldn’t go any lower……but I forgot about the Marianas Trench, where the GOP seems to be building a gated community.

Devil’s advocate: Does Hasen’s aforementioned assessment of the importance of this case not argue for moving slowly and carefully? Sure, to an extent—but not when one of the factors making it so important is the time-sensitive nature of the threat a second Trump presidency poses to American democracy.

The Court certainly does not have to move this slowly. In 1974, it heard arguments in United States v. Nixon and issued its decision within weeks. It moved even faster in Bush v. Gore, issuing an opinion within a matter of days. Fred Wertheimer, founder and president of the nonprofit watchdog group Democracy 21, told the Post:

This case is just as important, probably more important, than the Pentagon Papers case, or the (Watergate) tapes case. If they wait and issue the opinion at the end of the term in June, they likely will have knowingly prevented voters from knowing if Trump is a convicted felon before they vote. They will have rewarded Trump’s delaying strategy at the enormous expense of the country and the Supreme Court.

In an op-ed for MSNBC, Wertheimer, Norman Eisen, former impeachment counsel to the House Judiciary Committee, Joshua Kolb, former law clerk on the Senate Judiciary Committee, wrote:

There is no excuse for the court to drag its feet. The issues have already been fully briefed multiple times, and the justices are well aware of both the legal arguments and the stakes. Unnecessary delays risk depriving voters of knowing whether Trump attempted to criminally subvert our democracy when they cast their ballots for president. 

But it wouldn’t be the first time those folks in black robes reached in and decided a presidential election.

ONLY FANS

In a recent piece for The Bulwark titled “Delay is a Choice,“ Bill Kristol wrote that in taking up Trump’s laughable immunity claim, and thereby abetting his attempt to run out the clock before November 5, the Supreme Court “broke no laws or even rules,” which speaks to the insidiousness of the act. Michael Waldman, president of the Brennan Center for Justice at New York University Law School, made a similar point, telling the Washington Post, “This appears to be the approach that helps Trump the most while appearing not to.” The former federal prosecutor and Mueller team member Andrew Weissmann calls the Court’s decision to hear this case de facto immunity, a point also made by Waldman, who tweeted, “The Court effectively granted Trump immunity for his alleged crimes, regardless of whatever ruling they make later.”

This latest delay of at least two months comes on top of a previous delay of two and a half months that the Court created last December when it declined Jack Smith’s request for an expedited ruling on this very issue, in order to avoid the exact problem we now find ourselves facing. (One small but hopeful sign is that the Court has fast-tracked written arguments in this case, but even then it is giving the two sides seven weeks to do so.) And there could be more delays to come. The high court could send the case back down to Judge Tanya Chutkan for further distinguishing between immune and non-immune presidential conduct, or engage in any number of other arcane and time-consuming legal maneuvers…..all while the fuse is burning down on a giant Boris Badenov-meets-Wile E. Coyote-sized pile of antidemocratic dynamite.

Yet another former federal prosecutor, Lisa Rubin, has predicted that Judge Aileen Cannon, the Trump toady who is presiding over the stolen documents case down in Florida, will surely use the Supreme Court’s action as an excuse to delay that trial as well. Frankly, she would be justified in so doing, unlike many of her other rulings—just another reason why SCOTUS’s decision to grant cert is so destructive. Meanwhile, the election interference case in Georgia has already been delayed thanks to the brouhaha over Fani Willis’s conduct of that prosecution, even though her actions in no way affect the material allegations against the defendant.

All this delay means that the first criminal trial Trump will face is the New York City case against him for paying hush money to Stormy Daniels. In fact, that trial, currently set to begin to on March 25, may be the only one that takes place before November. Former Watergate prosecutor Nick Akerman believes that Trump faces “certain conviction” in that matter. But many have lamented this sequencing, as that case seems so minor, and, well…..sordid. (An opinion often delivered with a heavy dose of sanctimonious misogyny.)

Will a conviction in the Daniels case makes the same difference to Republican voters as a conviction for trying to overthrow the government? Akerman believes it should, if we are successful in reminding them that this was not just about a cheating husband trying to hide a zipless fuck from his wife, as Trump claims. Coming just days after the release of the Access Hollywood tape, when his candidacy seemed to be on life support, it was about the presidential nominee of one of our two major parties trying to keep word of a scandal from reaching the ears of the voters.

In other words, it too is a case about election interference, just like the Florida and Georgia and DC trials.

THE ONCE AND FORMER GUY

The crux of Kristol’s Bulwark piece was this, and a cutting one it is:

So those who hoped the legal system would stop Donald Trump are almost certain to be disappointed. As were those of us who hoped the United States Senate would stop Trump in February 2021. As were those who hoped the Department of Justice would move quickly to hold him accountable in 2021 and 2022. As were those who placed their faith in Republican elites in 2023 or Republican primary voters in 2024.

Where does that leave us, the American people? Relying on ourselves. Perhaps that’s as it should be.

After all, here the people rule.

For now.

Maybe Kristol is right. Maybe even if all the trials are delayed, Biden will beat Trump anyway. That would be great—perhaps even better than if he is beaten because he is damaged goods after a criminal conviction. But the “system” is sure giving Donald every possible advantage to avoid that fate.

We shall see what SCOTUS’s ultimate decision is, and how fast it renders it. I am not super optimistic on either count. If the Court makes an honest assessment of Trump’s immunity argument, I’m betting on a 7-2 ruling against him, delivered at the very end of its term, in early July. But if the majority takes the coupmaking-is-an-official-act position, it could go 6-3 the other way.

The stakes could not possibly be higher.

In case you thought Republicans were kidding about being the party of neo-fascist White Christian nationalism, at CPAC last week, outside Washington, D.C., the right wing gadfly Jack Posobiec gave opening remarks in which he said: “Welcome to the end of democracy. We are here to overthrow it completely. We didn’t get all the way there on January 6, but we will endeavor to get rid of it and replace it with this right here.” He then held up a cross necklace and continued: “After we burn that swamp to the ground, we will establish the new American republic on its ashes, and our first order of business will be righteous retribution for those who betrayed America.”

What does Maya Angelou say? Something about believing people, I think.

“Democracy is evil, democracy is mob rule,” said another CPAC attendee, called Tommy Tatum, who recorded himself harassing Capitol police officers at the trials of January 6 insurrectionists, whom he has defended in their attempts to overturn the election. NBC reported that neo-Nazis and other white nationalists openly mingled and proselytized at the conference as well, and received a warm reception.

Remember when CPAC felt like a kinda kooky but generally benign Mummers Parade for Republicans? Good times.

At that same conference, Don the Con showed up and engaged in his continuing gimmick of hugging the Stars & Stripes, a trope that, to me, summarizes his whole grift in a nutshell. The idea that a person loves America so much that they can’t see the flag without hugging it is infantile. Even so, the idea that this particular individual loves America that much—despite a lifetime of evidence that he doesn’t love anyone other than his own fat ass, not even his own family, whom he would throw under the bus in a New York minute—is something that only an absolute sucker would buy. Yet he continues to do it, and his fans continue to eat it up.

If it were a Russian flag, I’d believe it.

If they regain power, Donald Trump and the GOP have openly boasted that they will shred the Constitution, extract revenge on their enemies, and institute a regime that would make Margaret Atwood blanch. Daily we learn more and more of their plans. I say “learn,” but little homework is required, because they are bluntly announcing it. It’s Mein Kampf all over again, and I won’t back off from that analogy, no matter how much the people rubbing elbows with neo-Nazis complain that it’s unfair to compare them to Nazis.

The question is, are we going to pay attention to the flashing red lights and howling warning sirens, or not?

MANSPLAINING FOR BOOMERS

Online discourse is replete with initialisms, and one that puzzled me for a long time—I’m over 21—was SMDH. Eventually I learned (for others who remember vinyl records, answering machines, and paper checks) that it stands for “shaking my damn head.” It’s what you write when something is gobsmacking, dumbfounding, or otherwise mind-blowing, in a way that beggars comprehension.

It perfectly describes how future generations may well look back on America’s inexplicable, nonchalant, self-destructive slide into a second Trump administration and the likely end of participatory democracy in these 50 states.

That is to say, something very close to TEOTWAWKI, or at least TEOAmericaAWKI. And it will not leave me ROTFLMAO.

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Illustration: Trump doing his idiotic, trademark “flag hug” at CPAC last week, apparently after sucking on a lemon.

The Guatemalan Model

Last week in these pages, I published an excerpt from my new book RESISTING THE RIGHT, which describes how to stop the return of Donald Trump to the White House, and—in the worst case scenario—how to push back against a right wing autocracy should our efforts fail and MAGA Republicans succeed in regaining power.

The book surveys the various arenas in which that pro-democracy campaign can unfold, from protest and civil disobedience to economics, the press, religion, public health, the arts, and simple interpersonal interaction, among others. Notwithstanding the title, it also explains why “resistance” is the wrong word—and wrong mindset—for that effort.

I’ve recently learned of a case study in exactly that process, in Guatemala, whose people have, remarkably, evicted a vicious and entrenched right wing dictatorship by means of precisely those methods.

“Over the past six months,” writes the Montreal-based Venezuelan journalist Quico Toro, an “unlikely coalition of urban professionals and Indigenous people has pulled off something extraordinary,” ousting from power an oppressive kleptocratic regime that had kept the country under its boot for 27 years. “Guatemalans have made an audacious gambit to take their government back,” Toro reports, “And against all odds, they’re winning.”

I am not an expert on Guatemala; what I know about the country could fit in a thimble, with room to spare. Most of this information comes from a piece Mr. Toro wrote for The Atlantic called “How to Defeat a Mafia State.” But if his reportage is correct, at a time when many of us in the USA are contemplating the very real threat of a neo-fascist Christian nationalist regime seizing power in our own country, the Guatemalan model gives us hope, and shows how a determined populace can defeat even the ruthless and dug-in autocracy.

After a week when Vladmir Putin openly murdered Alexander Navalny ahead of another coronation election in Russia, and Donald Trump brazenly promised to deploy the US military within the United States to set up concentration camps on the southern border, and the Supreme Court of Alabama gave us a preview of the fundamentalist theocracy it would like to install, quoting Bible verses by way of declaring that a frozen embryo is a human being, we can use all the inspiration we can get.

LIFE DURING WARTIME

For 36 years, beginning in 1960, Guatemala endured a horrific civil war that took the lives of some 200,000 people at the hands of a military trained and equipped with US taxpayer dollars. “At the height of the violence,” Toro writes, “from 1981 to 1983, the Guatemalan army committed more than 600 massacres,” on behalf of what he calls “the same tiny white elite that’s controlled Guatemala since colonial times.” About 83% of those murdered were from the country’s Mayan peoples. Forcing those Indigenous people out of the country was an explicit goal of the military campaign, “which is why 1.7 million Americans today are of Guatemalan origin.”

After the war ended in 1996, the same officer corps that had committed and directed those atrocities took control of the government, forming what was colloquially known as the pacto de corruptos, or “pact of the corrupt.”

Despite the trappings of democracy—a typical trick of tyrannies—every aspect of Guatemalan governance was under the control of this junta, including all the major political parties, the courts, and the media. Elections were rigged to keep opposition candidates disqualified. Graft and corruption were endemic, with the money all flowing to those in power. Toro:

Guatemala was arguably an excellent example of what the Venezuelan writer Moisés Naím calls a “mafia state”—a country run by a criminal syndicate focused mostly on enriching itself…..

A nested set of criminal enterprises thoroughly colonized the state, infiltrating not just the government, but the courts, the election authorities, and crucially, the powerful office of the public prosecutor.

Of special note: one of the reasons the pacto was able to come to power was because of a broad amnesty after the war that allowed even the guiltiest and most blood-soaked actors to avoid consequences. South African-style truth and reconciliation was rejected in favor of a Spanish style “pact of forgetting.” As former US Representative Tom Perriello (D-Va.), who was a special adviser for the war crimes tribunal in Sierra Leone, told The New York Times, countries that have suffered national trauma and “skip the accountability phase end up repeating 100 percent of the time—but the next time the crisis is worse. People who think that the way forward is to brush this under the rug seem to have missed the fact that there is a ticking time bomb under the rug.”

America: take note.

WHEN THE LEVEE BROKE

After almost twenty years of the pacto’s monstrous rule, popular disgust reached critical mass in 2015 when protests broke out over the outrageous corruption of President Otto Pérez Molina, formerly a general in the Guatemalan army.

During those protests, a tiny group of about twenty academics began meeting quietly to discuss what could be done. Toro describes a debate between one faction—led by a 22-year-old student leader called Samuel Pérez—that argued for forming a political party to challenge the pacto at the ballot box, and another—comprised of older dissidents—who argued for raising money abroad to finance “grassroots democracy-building initiatives.”

The former ultimately carried the day, creating a center-left party dubbed Movimiento Semilla (Seed Movement) that set about painstakingly gathering enough signatures, one by one, to get on the ballot—no mean feat for a movement that was largely white, urban, and intellectual in a country that Toro describes as mostly conservative, Indigenous, and rural, comprised primarily of small farmers.

One might think seeking an electoral solution in a country so wantonly corrupt and controlled by a criminal elite would be naïve beyond belief. It certainly seemed that way at first.

In 2019 Semilla won a mere seven seats in Guatemala’s 160-seat congress, garnering just 5% of the vote. Even that level of success was astounding.

Four years later, the party ran as its presidential candidate a sociology professor and former diplomat named Bernardo Arévalo who had led the opposing faction in those early dissident conclaves back in 2015. (He was also the son of the country’s first democratically elected president, Juan José Arévalo, who took office in 1945 after a popular uprising overthrew Guatemala’s US-backed dictator Jorge Ubico.) Bernardo Arévalo, Toro writes, “was seen as an intellectual’s intellectual—mild-mannered, precise with language, moderate to the bone. He was also, alas, utterly obscure. A poll taken one month before the first round of the election had him pulling 0.7 percent of the vote.”

But that very obscurity proved to be a superpower.

The government had already found ways to disqualify all the other opposition presidential candidates. But Arévalo’s exceptionally low profile allowed him to slip through the cracks. Opposition voters rallied around him and last June he placed second in the first round of voting, stunning everyone, Arévalo and Semilla included.

In the runoff six weeks later, he was to face the former first lady, Sandra Torres, who was widely reviled. Shocked to find himself favored to win, Arévalo was subjected to lawsuits from the ruling party “challenging Semilla’s party registration on technicalities before judges they controlled.” It was another dose of the very corruption that had disgusted Guatemalans in the first place.

Let’s let Toro take it from here:

A judge closely linked to the pacto quickly handed down a ruling disqualifying Arévalo from the runoff. The move provoked outrage around Guatemala and a strong response from the United States and the European Union, which condemned it as a threat to democracy.

In fact, the pacto had blundered spectacularly: Nothing could have burnished Arévalo’s anti-corruption bona fides like their panicked attempt to sideline him. Pressure to allow him to run in the second round proved too much for the regime. The country’s top court reversed the decision and allowed Arévalo to stand. He won with a crushing 61 percent of the valid vote.

Like father, like son.

But in a funhouse mirror version of the US election of 2020, Guatemala’s powerful prosecutor general María Consuelo Porras, the equivalent of the US attorney general, brought repeated, spurious legal actions claiming Arévalo’s victory was a fraud. “People seethed at this slow-motion coup attempt,” Toro writes.

Hmmm. Déjà vu all over again.

CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE AND THE HIGH TECH CAVALRY

As we have observed, modern tyrannies are keen to use the mufti of genuine democracy—“free” elections, the illusion of an independent press, a kangaroo court system—as camouflage. (Putin’s is the leading example.) But those ploys can create openings that pro-democracy forces can exploit, as Semilla did. And when they do, the bastards usually drop the act, and their gloves. Which is exactly what happened in Guatemala.

It was at that point that by-the-book electoral politics on behalf of democracy passed the baton to something more visceral and outlaw, yet still non-violent.

It happened in a small city called Totonicapán, 120 miles west of the capital of Guatemala City, 98 percent of whose residents are from the K’iche’ Maya people, who had been brutally oppressed during the decades of war. A local NGO known as the 48 Cantons of Totonicapán launched what Toro calls “one of the most consequential campaigns of civil disobedience in Central American history.”

Totonicapán protesters flooded into Guatemala City, sparking copycat protests from other Maya groups and Spanish-speaking Guatemalans. Over the first three weeks of October last year, Indigenous demonstrators more or less shut down the country, blocking key roads around the capital and staging marches to demand that the prosecutor general and the judge who had originally disqualified Arévalo resign, and calling for the president-elect to be allowed to take office.

This was not some symbolic spasm of outrage, but a sustained act of disciplined defiance that carried on at length, making the government feel the pain. “People put their lives on hold for weeks to support the protests, sleeping out in the open at sites hundreds of kilometers from their home and living on handouts organized by local sympathizers.”

Then came the force multipliers, as the term of art goes, both in the form of modern technology and of international pressure.

“A little army of Semilla Gen Z activists documented the whole thing on TikTok,” Toro writes. “Their social-media game was exceptional, mobilizing support against the coup far beyond the K’iche’ Maya group that had launched it,” marking a “kind of cross-community cooperation—Indigenous rural Guatemalans teaming up across the ethnic divide with Spanish-speaking city people—(that) is rare in Guatemala.” (And not just in Guatemala, says I.)

And the anger of the people prompted action from the muckity-mucks.

Amid this outpouring of popular anger, the Biden administration led an international coalition in a diplomatic offensive. The US sanctioned Prosecutor General Porras for “Involvement in Significant Corruption.” The EU followed suit. That outside pressure in turn prompted Guatemala’s business elite, who were not leftists by nature, to side with Arévalo, an unprecedented move. The sight of the country’s top business leaders “calling for the same thing as radical Indigenous street protesters felt positively surreal—an unimaginable coalition between people long assumed to have nothing to say to each other.”

At this point, the pacto had truly become desperate to hang on to power by any means necessary, which by then were the only means available.

In another echo of the US in 2020, “(t)he pacto tried to derail the transfer of power right up to inauguration day, including a last-minute decision to bar Semilla representatives from leadership roles in congress.” Pacto congressmen delayed—and tried to stop—Arévalo’s installation in office, just as MAGA congressman tried to stop Joe Biden’s. After a tense, nine-hour delay, Arévalo was sworn into office in the wee hours of Monday January 15, 2024, as Guatemalans all over the country stayed up late to watch the historic moment on TV. The former student leader Samuel Pérez, now 31 and newly elected as the head of  the Guatemalan congress just hours before, himself administered the oath of office.

Back in 2015, Arévalo thought Semilla might never get off the ground for lack of Indigenous support. Today he owes his presidency to the Indigenous groups who mobilized to support him, especially the K’iche’ Maya of Totonicapán. The day after he was sworn in, Arévalo and his vice president took part in a Maya ritual to invoke the deities’ protection on his behalf.

GREEK TO ME

Toro writes that, “Semilla appears to have pulled off a master class in how to achieve a bloodless liberal revolution in the 21st century.” And how did it do that, against all odds? Through a stalwart combination of approaches and methods:

  • Grass roots organizing
  • Conventional electoral politics
  • Use of the courts and justice system
  • Civil disobedience
  • High tech social media
  • International pressure
  • Economic levers

What Guatemala’s pro-democracy movement did not do was resort to force, or give in to a feeling of powerlessness, resignation, or despair. And perhaps above all, it did not surrender to its enemies’ self-serving and deceptive presentation of themselves as invincible.  

All these avenues of pro-democracy agitation are covered in detail in RESISTING THE RIGHT.

At the heart of this entire campaign was the discipline, strategic thinking, and dedication of Semilla and its leaders. But the party succeeded only because the masses of ordinary Guatemalan citizens rallied to its cause.

Because that’s what demos kratia means: the power of the people.

We in the United States can take a lesson from what the people of Guatemala did as we confront the threat of a similarly repressive right wing regime on our own shores.  “To beat back mafia states, democratic forces have to build coalitions across divides that feel permanent,” Toro writes. “Guatemalans are showing the way, with a mixture of political daring and prudence, pragmatic coalition building and moral zeal, as well as plenty of good luck.”

It remains to be seen if Semilla can hold onto power against a foe that has repeatedly demonstrated its ruthlessness, shamelessness, and overt criminality. It won’t be until October 2024 that the pacto-affiliated justices of Guatemala’s Supreme Court are off the bench, while the pro-fascist attorney general Porras will remain in office until the end of 2026, which as Toro notes, puts every Semilla minister “just one slipup away from jail.” Not to be a buzzkill, but it also remains to be seen if Semilla can maintain its integrity and principle now that it’s in charge. Many an idealistic movement has failed in that regard.

As Toro writes, “Their fight is far from over. But as of right now, Semilla is winning.”

We can too.

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Thank you to Quico Toro for his excellent article. I wish all my blog posts could be so effortlessly cannibalized from the reportage of others.

Photo: Agence France-Presse / Johan Ordóñez

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Resisting the Right: A Handbook

Writing this blog for the past seven years (but who’s counting?) has been a profound experience for me, and kept me from losing my mind during the madness of the Trump era and beyond. Nota bene: That madness is far from over. In fact, we’re heading into one of the most fraught phases of this ongoing existential crisis for American democracy.

Case in point, this week Trump called for Russia to attack our NATO allies, which prompted  headlines reading: “Biden is old.”

To that end, the blog also led me to write a book contemplating the worst case scenario of a return to power by The Former Guy and/or the Republican Party, which are now one in the same—a kind of handbook for resistance as we face down the very real threat of American fascism. That book, RESISTING THE RIGHT, to be published by OR Books, is now available for pre-order (click link here), and will ship early next month.

RESISTING THE RIGHT does not resign itself to defeatism or the alleged inevitability of a right wing triumph. Far from it. Rather, it lays out the state of the current crisis, how we came to this pretty pass, and what we can do to prevent the arrival of the autocracy that Trump promises. As a matter of simple prudence, it then looks ahead, not only to how to survive and resist a second Trump regime, but how to overcome it and reclaim participatory democracy in the USA. In the process, it contemplates not just restoring the status quo ante Trump, but ways we can actually make this country better, and build a true democracy that thus far has been largely aspirational for many.

November 5, 2024 is just nine short months away. It’s not hyperbole to say that if things go badly, it may be the last free and fair election we ever see. It’s up to us to prevent that, and to gird ourselves for what comes after. Like the man says, work for the best, but be prepared for the worst.

Here’s an excerpt from RESISTING THE RIGHT’S first chapter.

HOW TO TELL WHEN YOUR HOUSE IS ON F–KING FIRE

Historians have it easy compared to fortune tellers. With the luxury of time and hindsight, it’s relatively simple to connect the dots of what is past; why do we even hand out academic degrees for the people who do that? It’s harder to grasp the contours of events while they are unfolding—the task of journalists—and even harder to predict what will happen next—the task of prophets. But sometimes one finds oneself in such a state of eyepopping emergency that only the somnolent or willfully blind, or the gleeful perpetrators of that very emergency, can deny it.

We Americans are in such a moment right now.

The two-party system under which the United States has operated since roughly 1854 has its shortcomings, but for almost 170 years it has at least provided political stability, if not the best possible public service to the full spectrum of our citizenry. Its most glaring flaw—and inherent danger—becomes apparent, however, when one of those two parties openly rejects representative democracy. Over the past 55 years, and rapidly accelerating in the last seven, the Republican Party has abandoned any pretense of belief in democracy, representative or otherwise, engaging instead in an overt assault on the fundamental principles of the American experiment.

This assault is unprecedented in this country by a major political party, and one aimed at permanent control of these United States. Not two years ago, the undisputed leader of the erstwhile Grand Old Party fomented a violent self-coup in an attempt to overturn the results of a free and fair election. Far from repudiating that attack, the party has since embraced it, defending it as “legitimate political discourse,” lionizing its perpetrators, and alternately downplaying its violence or insisting it was a false flag operation—sometimes both at once.  More importantly, the party has also shielded the senior leaders of that autogolpe and used every available lever to thwart efforts at accountability, including aggressive manipulation of the courts and of Congress. When that has failed, it has turned to brazen defiance.

Even before Trump, the GOP was already engaged in a methodical, decades-long, and highly successful campaign to game the mechanisms of the electoral system to its advantage, through gerrymandering, voter suppression, obstructionist abuse of parliamentary procedure, and a flood of money, among other methods. But now that campaign has reached a chilling new level, as the party has successfully convinced a majority of its members, about 70%—about 30% of the electorate—that the last presidential election was stolen from its candidate. In the process, it has deliberately undermined public faith in the integrity of the election system, with terrifying implications for future votes.

To justify all this, the Republican Party has mounted a propaganda campaign that has swept up tens of millions of Americans who believe that all these measures are necessary, even heroic, in order to “take our country back.” Many of them have stated that they are unwilling to stop there, and would support violence to achieve their ends, if necessary.

As I write these words, the GOP is bluntly announcing that it will not accept the results of future elections unless it wins. Having failed at overturning an election in 2020, it has set about taking control of the electoral process upstream so that no such drama will be necessary in the future, a kind of pre-emptive putsch of an even more insidious order, enabling it to deliver victories to its candidates regardless of the will of the people. Under the Orwellian pretext of preserving “electoral integrity,” it is instituting restrictive new rules for voting, and intimidating election officials in order to replace them with Republican loyalists empowered to reject ballots, turn away voters, and otherwise skew the results. It is full of officials at all levels who refuse to acknowledge that Joe Biden is the rightful president and who refuse to commit in advance to respecting the results of their own elections. To that end, the party is very deliberately focusing on offices that control the vote itself—governors and secretaries of state in particular—as well as members of Congress who might have the final say in any disputes, and the judges who would adjudicate those disputes, including a Supreme Court where it already holds a 6-3 supermajority.

The Republican willingness to go to such extremes is driven by its own existential dilemma, which is a kind of terminal diagnosis. Even as the number of our fellow Americans who are comfortable with right wing radicalism remains alarming, demographics are trending heavily against them. The researcher David Atkins, who runs the qualitative research firm The Pollux Group, reports that “the country is becoming more diverse and more urban every day. Americans under 40 are overwhelmingly progressive. This is the present and future of America.” Unable to win the popular vote in a presidential election (Republicans have done so only once in the last eight elections), and with these trends moving inexorably against them, the GOP has only two options:

1) Change its platform to attract more voters, or

2) Cheat.

No one who has observed the GOP’s wanton lack of principle over the past decades ought to be surprised that it has chosen Door Number 2.

In a free society, reasonable people can disagree and advocate for their positions in the marketplace of ideas using legitimate political discourse that does not involve bear spray. But once free elections have been compromised, and the citizenry no longer has recourse to the vote in a credible way, that society is in a state of dire emergency. “A democracy can survive intense policy disagreements over taxes, government benefits, abortion, affirmative action and more, “ as The New York Times’s David Leonhardt writes. “But if the true winner of a major election is prevented from taking office, a country is not really a democracy anymore.”

BULLET-DODGING AS A WAY OF LIFE

Is it really that bad, you ask? After all, the 2022 midterms were widely seen as a repudiation of Trump and Trumpism, an announcement that Americans were tired of the circus, tired of the politics of grievance and divisiveness and incivility, tired of waking up every morning asking “What fresh hell?”

It is true that the electorate turned back Big Lie candidates up and down the ballot in almost every major race. Even Doug Heye, a veteran Republican strategist, told Fox News that “The MyPillow-ization of the GOP has been a disaster.” One might think such a result might even spur self-reflection within the Republican Party itself. But it did not.

Did anyone really believe that the epic thumping that the GOP took would cause it to come to its senses? As Tom Hall of the political blog The Back Row Manifesto asked, would Republicans really be “chastened into good governance and policies and tack to the center”? On the contrary: even as it was made abundantly clear that the American public by and large does not want Trumpist candidates, the seditionist faction of the GOP will exert even more power going forward, because the so-called “normie” branch of the party made a Faustian bargain with them from which it cannot extricate itself.

In a nation that clearly yearns for small “d’ democratic rule, a party that has thrown its lot in with the global autocratic movement represents a clear and present danger. Electoral defeats render such a party more dangerous, not less, because it knows it will continue to be defeated at the polls and must pursue an alternative strategy.

The much-welcome victory of democracy in the midterms, therefore, is far from the end of this threat. All those election deniers, White nationalists, and would-be theocrats are all still out there, along with a great many kindred spirits. Next time, they may not leave their fate to the will of the American people. The Republicans are like a gang of bank robbers who have brazenly boasted of their plans to knock over the local savings and loan. It does us no good to relax because they have not done it yet.

Even if they are somehow prevented from cheating or from gaming the system, the Republicans will almost certainly regain power sooner or later by simple law of averages.

David Atkins has written of what he calls “thermostatic behavior,” meaning the reliable urge among the American electorate to “throw the bums out.” In an elegant December 2021 piece for Washington Monthly, Atkins laid out in clinical prose how, in “layman’s terms, the electorate grows cranky and dissatisfied for reasons often out of government’s direct control (gas prices, a pandemic, economic fluctuations, and so on), and the party out of power gains an advantage accordingly. Voters of the dominant party become complacent even as the opposition grows angrier and more determined.”

In short, even in a fair system, history suggests that one way or another the Party of the Big Lie will eventually win sufficient power to take control of American governance—if not in 2024, then in 2028, or 2032. That they are willing to rig the system in order to do so, or even openly defy it, only increases their odds of success. What makes that eventuality so terrifying is that the Republican Party has made it clear that, if it does succeed in regaining power, it does not intend to surrender it ever again.

As Atkins writes: “Democrats would need to win every single election from here to prevent the destruction of democracy, while Republicans only need to win one. And the American system is set up so that Republicans will win sooner or later, whether fairly or by cheating . . . Blue America needs to start thinking about and planning for what ‘Break glass in case of emergency’ measures look like—because it’s more likely a matter of when, not if. It not only can happen here; it probably will happen here.”

In 2024, we may well see the GOP regain control of the White House and both houses of Congress. It already has control of the House, and appreciable command of the judiciary at all levels, including the US Supreme Court, with its supermajority of archconservative justices and their lifetime appointments—three of whom are only in their fifties. It also already controls a majority of governorships and state legislatures (including 23 “trifectas,” or full control of both chambers and the governorship), and in many cases, the crucial position of secretary of state as well.  Even as it is losing the demographic battle, its structural advantages in the electoral system allow it to maintain this edge and give it a real possibility of extending it. Perhaps that will occur legitimately, through the thermostatic effect and general American dumbfuckery, or perhaps through electoral suppression, chicanery, or sheer brute force. But when it does, barring internal reforms for which not even the most starry-eyed optimist could hold out hope, the GOP will do its damnedest to install permanent, unvarnished, White nationalist, Christian supremacist authoritarianism in America.

THE DEVIL—YOU KNOW

Should he win in 2024, Trump has made no secret of his plans to institute what can, without exaggeration, be called a dictatorship, and to rule in an unconstrained, vindictive manner that will make his first term look like a garden party. In fact he is campaigning on it, playing to the deep-seated right wing attraction to the so-called strongman, for whom such plans are a feature not a bug. Should he lose, he is sure to insist the election was fraudulent, further inflame his followers, and do still more damage to our democratic system.

The New Yorker’s Jelani Cobb reminds us that Trump was no more the creator of the rancid stew of racism, xenophobia, misogyny, kleptomania, and general sadism that animates the contemporary GOP than he was the developer of the real estate properties, frozen steaks, Chinese-made neckties, and vodka on which he slapped his name as a private businessman. All were rife within American conservatism long before his arrival, and as Cobb writes, “there is no reason to believe that his absence would cause them to evaporate.”

When Trump launched his political career, he latched onto that toxic strain in American culture and it embraced him in return: not just a pre-existing menagerie of right wing radicals who have long been at war with the US government—Second Amendment nuts, sovereign citizen adherents, and neo-Nazis among them—but also garden variety suburban reactionaries who moved comfortably in polite society. Trump “promised to return his constituents to an imaginary past in which their jobs and daughters were safe from brown-skinned immigrants,” Masha Gessen has written, one “in which the threat of what Trump called ‘radical Islamic extremism’ was vanquished or had never existed, in which white people did not have to treat African Americans as equals, women didn’t meddle in politics, gay people didn’t advertise their sexual orientation, and transgender people didn’t exist.“

That promise was a fantasy and a lie, of course. As Cobb observes, “it has always been apparent that everything Trump offered the public came slathered in snake oil,” but “fixating on the salesman misses the point. The problem is, and always has been, the size of the audience rushing to buy what he’s been selling.”

Trump, as has been noted ad nauseam, was never the cause of the Republican descent into madness, only a symptom and accelerant. Did Donald Trump make us worse as a nation? Undoubtedly. But then again, he was never sui generis: we are the soil from which he sprang, and the ones who hoisted him to the heights which he attained. His racism, misogyny, apathy, sloth, and hubris reflected the worst of a country that liked to see only its best. A nation that put this man in power was not a nation that could remotely claim to be in good health. One that is considering putting him in that position again is even more unwell.

Trumpism has undeniably conquered the GOP and that sickness will carry on with or without him. Ten percent of Americans in favor of right wing autocracy is not heartwarming, but it is manageable. Thirty percent, which is roughly where we currently stand, is considerably more worrying.

The threat to the very heart of representative democracy in America could hardly be more dire. We are in the political equivalent of a housefire, and there can be no ignoring the flames licking up the walls and beams and rafters all around us. Perhaps we will get lucky and the fire will die out, but the laws of physics tell us that that is not likely…. particularly when there are enthusiastic arsonists pouring gasoline on the blaze.

SLEEPER CELL

Over our nearly 250 years as a sovereign state, Americans have come to take long-term political stability in this country for granted. We are lucky in that regard, and spoiled.

But autocratic elements have been in play in the US since the very founding of this country, varying from region to region and in prevalence and measure, largely aimed at vulnerable minority populations and women (not a minority), usually defined by race, religion, gender, sexual orientation, economic status, political belief, and place of origin.

In an October 2022 piece for The New York Times, Jamelle Bouie writes that “for most of this country’s history, America’s democratic institutions and procedures and ideals existed alongside forms of exclusion, domination and authoritarianism.” Dating back to the 1890s, “close to three generations of American elites lived with and largely accepted the existence of a political system that made a mockery of American ideals of self-government and the rule of law.” Black Americans who suffered under slavery and under Jim Crow, and then under various other forms of bigotry, discrimination, and oppression—including horrifically violent terrorism perpetrated both by state and non-state actors—have been waging a resistance movement in this nation for more than four centuries. Women, who got the right to vote barely a hundred years ago, were long barred from full participation in the work force, in the military, in athletics, and in numerous other aspects of American life. To this day, they earn only se venty cents on average for every dollar that men do. Gay people, trans people, Jews, Muslims, adherents of other faiths, atheists, immigrants . . . the list of marginalized and openly oppressed communities goes on.

In short, the American promise of “liberty and justice for all” has long been only aspirational….or less charitably, a hoax perpetrated by the privileged classes who had access to those things and did not much care that others did not. What is new in our current moment is the expansion of that autocracy to the broader culture, and to populations that heretofore have escaped its impact.

But the corollary to the long history of autocracy within the American experiment is that resistance to it is not a wheel in need of reinvention. We can draw on the experience and efforts of generations of brave and determined Americans who have fought oppression and injustice throughout our country’s history, and similar movements across the globe.

This is not to say that we should give up on trying to prevent an autocratic takeover; not by any means. But while we are working to stop that outcome, it would be foolhardy not to prepare contingency plans for the worst case scenario. Even if the United States manages to avoid the ascent of autocracy in the near term, we will almost certainly have to confront it sooner or later, so long as the Republican Party remains committed to its autocratic experiment, and a fanatical minority of tens of millions of Americans support it.

But let us be clear and precise in our terms.

In the Trump years, “the resistance” became a commonplace rubric for everyone opposed to that administration, from inveterate left-wingers to anti-Trump Republicans who, for decades prior, had been part of the GOP mainstream. But in September 2018, during the dark heart of the Trump era, Michelle Alexander, author of The New Jim Crow, published a landmark New York Times opinion piece called “We Are Not the Resistance” in which she argued that resistance is a “reactive state of mind,” one that can cause us to “set our sights too low and to restrict our field of vision to the next election cycle,” rather than keeping focused on the broader goal. “(T)he mind-set of ‘the resistance’ is slippery and dangerous,” she wrote. “There’s a reason marchers in the black freedom struggle sang ‘We Shall Overcome’ rather than chanting ‘We Shall Resist’.”

More broadly, then, Alexander argues that the entire view of the pro-democracy movement as “resistance” is backward. Her argument is for a much more far-reaching and sweeping kind of change, rather than the mere eviction of Trump and the reversion to a status quo ante that, while preferable, remains deeply flawed and similarly susceptible to the rise of similar threats in the future.

“A new nation is struggling to be born,” Alexander writes of the United States in the present moment, “a multiracial, multiethnic, multifaith, egalitarian democracy in which every life and every voice truly matters.” The fight against autocracy, therefore, is not a defensive one, but a pro-active one, to create a better world for all, and in it we have the numbers and human nature on our side, no matter how much our foes would like to convince us otherwise. As Rebecca Solnit wrote in December 2021, quoting Alexander (who was herself using the civil rights hero Vincent Harding’s metaphor), we are not the resistance at all, but rather, “the mighty river they are trying to dam.”

This handbook will examine the state of the current crisis, the events that brought us to this precarious point, the likely scenarios we can expect, and what can be done to forestall such a grim turn of events. It will contemplate possible permutations of Republican autocracy, and offer a range of contingencies in response across a broad spectrum of arenas: protest and civil disobedience, economics, the media, education, organized religion, medicine and public health, governmental institutions, the arts, and interpersonal relations. It will also consider the systemic long-term measures that can be taken to reclaim the republic and inoculate it against autocratic assault in the future.

We are a nation that, perhaps to a fault, prides itself on its fortitude. Now is the time to prove it. Most American—White ones, anyway—”have long had the luxury of relying on the mechanisms of official power to protect us from the sinister forces that would do us harm and undermine our free and open society. That is not the norm in most of the world, nor for large chunks of our less fortunate countrymen. As a nation, we now find ourselves in that harsher, more bare-knuckles realm.

We better begin acting like it.

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Resisting the Right: How to Survive the Gathering Storm, published by OR Books, is available now for pre-order, shipping in early March.

Who Needs Voter Suppression?

“Pure democracies are not the way to run a country,” former Senator Rick Santorum (R-Penna.) told Newsmax last November after voters in his home state and elsewhere protected abortion rights via ballot measures that made the rulers of a would-be Gilead hoppin’ ass mad.

File under: Saying the Quiet Part Out Loud.

But for once, the vile Mr. Santorum—last seen in a hissy fit after LGBTQ+ activist Dan Savage co-opted his surname for biological purposes—isn’t entirely wrong. When we leave governance to the will of the people, we open ourselves up to some bad decisions as well as good ones.

Case in point:

There have been polls of late showing Biden and Trump in a dead heat, and some showing Trump actually winning. One in particular—a credible one from NBC, just this week—is especially worrying, as it has Trump widening his lead slightly since the last NBC poll, taken in November.

Needless to say, it is absolute insanity that the American people would seriously consider putting this human shitstain on the underwear of mankind back in power. (Speaking of santorum.) But here we are.

And these polls are not a matter of the archaic and anti-democratic Electoral College either: they show Trump winning the popular vote in a head-to-head rematch. To be fair, there are also polls—like a recent one by Quinnipiac—showing Biden in the lead. But that it’s close at all is mind-boggling.

Of course, the polls can be wrong. Famously, they were dead wrong in 2016, but not in sanity’s favor. And to hang our hopes on that slim thread would be foolhardy to say the least.

Some of Trump’s support can be attributed to the calcification of American politics along tribal lines, not to mention a right wing propaganda machine that would make a certain Herr Goebbels doff his cap. But you can’t con a man who doesn’t want to be conned. The fact of the matter is that a disturbing percentage of our fellow Americans are cool with Trump’s return to power.

Much has been written, here and elsewhere, about the Republican effort to suppress the Democratic vote, and to seize control of the electoral process to ensure that the GOP wins even when it loses. But none of that really matters when sufficient numbers of our fellow Americans are perfectly happy to put Donald J. Trump back in office, the cost to democracy, to the United States’ standing in the world, to human lives, and to AAWOKI be damned.*

(*America As We Once Knew It.)

Who needs voter suppression when you can get people to vote for a tyrant of their own free will?

DEFYING GRAVITY

So WTF is wrong with America that we’re at this pretty pass?

The great Tom Nichols, who is both a columnist for The Atlantic and a professor emeritus at the US Naval War College, addressed this question just this week, in a piece called “The Weirdest Presidential Election in History.” It might as easily have been titled “The Scariest.”

Nichols wrote of “an unserious nation” facing “dire choices,” and marveled at “a reversal of the laws of political gravity, mostly because so many American voters are now ruled by vibes and feelings rather than facts.”

By any standard, Biden’s first term is perhaps as consequential and successful as Ronald Reagan’s first four years. With achievements including holding together a NATO coalition in the face of genocidal Russian aggression and an economic soft landing almost no one thought possible, Biden should be running far ahead of any Republican challenger—and light years beyond Trump.

But he ain’t.

The economy is booming, yet Americans stubbornly continue to believe it’s terrible, and that Trump would handle it better, even though when he was in charge he basically gave the store away to the rich on the backs of working and middle class people.

The economy, Nichols writes, “continues to torment (Americans) with its low inflation, low unemployment, declining mortgage rates, and high growth”—what the Bulwark’s Jonathan V. Last  calls a “mass economic delusion,” that seems beyond the powers of Democratic messengers to correct. Nichols adds that he also suspects “many Americans have not yet internalized the dangers of a second Trump term.” What worries me is that they never will.

It’s true that there is often a lag before good economic news translates into voter approval for a sitting president, and that may yet happen. But something more is in play here. Biden is not getting the benefit of the accomplishments of a normal POTUS because America has become so irrationally hyperpartisan and tribal—and so bludgeoned night and day and day and night by the right wing propaganda machine—that it overwhelms reality. Forget alternative facts—half of America is living in a permanent alternative reality, or what we not so affectionately know as Earth 2.

Trump has openly declared that he wants the economy to crash in order to help his fortunes. (Hey GOP voters: that really sounds like a guy who has your best interests at heart, right?) But he may not need that, because the truth doesn’t matter anymore.

And Joe has other problems too. Nichols:

(A) lot of Democrats, especially younger people, have turned on Biden because of the war in Gaza, This “President Superman” problem afflicts both parties, but if angry Arab and Muslim Americans put Michigan in play—another challenge for the fractious prodemocracy coalition the Democrats hope to create—then Biden’s loss to an anti-Muslim bigot would be among the greatest face-spiting nose removals in political history.

The Republicans, however, have completely departed Earth’s orbit and are now plunging headlong into the destructive black hole of Trump’s personal needs. In the past week, the GOP has moved along toward a Trump coronation, and they have been trying to help Trump’s later general-election chances by hamstringing solutions to the border crisis and holding up important foreign-aid packages—all while the military situation in Ukraine worsens and US and allied forces carry out strikes in Yemen.

House Republicans were even willing to tank an immigration bill that had been agreed upon by both parties and gave them just about all the hardline, heartless xenophobic BS they wanted, just because Trump told them to.

So after years of complaining that Democrats wouldn’t do anything about what Republicans claimed was an existential crisis at the southern border, the GOP itself prevented Congress from doing anything about it, just because they hope it will help Donald win back the White House. Wow.

Nichols again:

The House GOP’s obstruction, however, is beyond partisanship. Republicans are threatening to harm the country and endanger our allies merely to help Trump’s reelection chances, obeying a man under multiple indictments and whose track record as a party leader has been one of unbroken losses and humiliation.

Trump, of course, cares nothing for national policy. He has also clearly abandoned any pretenses about democracy, a position that might seem less than ideal heading into a general election, which is likely why Trump’s campaign has tried to ridicule concerns about its candidate’s commitment to the Constitution. But the former president’s footmen can’t help themselves, and they continue to trumpet their hopes for a dictatorship.

Luckily for the GOP, for a lot of their voters that’s a feature not a bug. On the Sunday morning talk shows recently, Sen. JD Vance (R-Ninth Circle of Hell)—auditioning for the VP spot on the Trump ticket—told ABC’s George Stephanopoulos that Trump ought to just defy the Supreme Court if it issues decisions he dislikes. And he did it in snide, condescending terms—including repeatedly saying “George,” like he meant “Vermin”—until “George” cut him off in mid-sentence and went to commercial.

Scuzzy as it is, Vance’s calculation that this sort of thing is exactly what the MAGA base wants may not be wrong. Because hardcore Trump loyalists don’t really want a democracy anyway, and their “mainstream” GOP enablers are happy to go along, while Low Information America apparently doesn’t care.

ROBIN HOOD IN REVERSE

Joe Biden is fond of saying, “Don’t compare me to the Almighty, compare me to the alternative.” But when it comes to that alternative, plenty of our countrymen don’t seem to think a lifelong con man and pathological liar who has been found guilty of sexual assault and is under indictment on 91 separate criminal charges sounds too bad. So my faith in the judgment of our fellow Americans is not super high.

MAGA hardliners are one thing; they are impervious to reason. Republican cynics like Vance and Tim Scott of South Carolina and accommodationists like Rep. Nancy Mace of SC (to name but a few) are also beyond help. But what I am most worried about are ordinary Americans who are not otherwise predisposed to sign on for fascism, and who should be alarmed by the prospect of Trump’s return, but are not.

By way of saying he would be fine with a second Trump administration, the odious Jamie Dimon, CEO of JP Morgan Chase, went on CNBC and made a series of assertions that were howlingly wrong on a purely empirical basis. (Trump was right on immigration? On NATO? On tax reform? I guess it depends on your definition of “right,” and on whether or not you’re Stephen Miller, Vladimir Putin, or Ebeneezer Scrooge.) And the CNBC anchors went along with and even happily nodded in agreement.

But the fact that many of the ultra-rich support Trump should come as no surprise. the idea that anyone else thinks he ought to be president, or would be good for their pocketbook, is nucking futs.

The main achievement of Trump 1.0—not counting kidnapping and caging children and killing people by the hundreds of thousands in the pandemic—was a massive tax cut for the wealthy that added about $1.7 trillion to the deficit that conservatives claim to care so much about. (That’s trillion with a “t” that rhymes with “p” and that stands for “plutocracy.”)

The economic plan for Trump 2.0 is the same, financed with a tariff, which as Matthew Yglesias explains in his Slow Boring newsletter, would mean “raising taxes on the poor and the middle class in order to finance a tax cut for rich people. It’s cartoonishly evil.”

(“Cartoonishly Evil,” The Atlantic’s Adam Serwer points out, would make a hell of an accurate campaign slogan for Trump, should “Make America Great Again” wear out its welcome.)

Yet that fact, too, is getting precious little airplay in the media, and seems to have no effect on the Republican voters it would hurt most. As Ygleisas writes in another recent piece, “Donald Trump is running on a gigantic regressive tax increase and nobody seems to care.”

SOUNDS LIKE A WHISPER

This past Sunday, Tracy Chapman made a rare live appearance on the Grammys, singing her iconic hit “Fast Car”—which won a Grammy in 1988—alongside country star Luke Combs, whose cover of it hit the top of the C&W charts (well, #2) last summer. Yeah, it was weird, but also poignant. I wrote a whole blog about that phenomenon last July, in which I mused whether one day we would  turn on country radio and hear another of Tracy’s hits, from that same monster debut LP, “Talkin’ Bout a Revolution”:

Poor people gonna rise up and get their share

Poor people gonna rise up and take what’s theirs

Finally the tables are starting to turn…..

The irony is, Trump’s supporters see themselves as those aggrieved and victimized people, and thrill to the idea of rising up and taking “what’s theirs.”

Some of them are indeed poor—which is a bitter irony in itself, seeing as they support the worst plutocrat of them all—but many others are middle class and even more are wealthy, like the grotesque Mr. Dimon. And the people they intend to “take what’s theirs” back from are, you know, the coloreds and the women’s libbers and the fags and the snowflakes and all the others they hate and believe have usurped the birthright of “real Americans.” They want to “take what’s theirs” the same way our forefathers took this country from its original inhabitants and wiped them out in a genocide, so that now American conservatives can keep a straight face while they screech about “securing the border” to keep out “illegal immigrants” trying to come here “the wrong way.”

So as I wrote last summer, “if ‘Talkin’ Bout a Revolution’ were to crack the country charts, I fear the ‘revolution’ in question would be the Capitol insurrection kind, with Confederate flags and AR-15s.”

As I wrote in the wake of Bob Kagan’s “sky is falling” piece of last November, a wakeup call is in order as regards the prospect of a second Trump administration, but self-defeating fatalism is not. The sky IS falling, but we can stop it, if we try…..or we can embrace the “Don’t Look Up” ethos and let the most openly criminal, overtly despotic president in American history come back to power after once trying to overthrow the government, not only with impunity but with reward.

The whole point of the Chicken Little story, after all, is that C.L. was right.

Yes, there is a lot of time left before this next November, but it will go by in a flash. And an October surprise in Trump’s favor—engineered, like Reagan/Tehran in ’80 or Nixon/Saigon in ‘68—is at least as likely as a turnaround that benefits Biden.

Many Republicans who currently support Trump have told pollsters that they would abandon him if he were to be convicted in one or more of his many trials. That surprises me: nothing thus far has dented their obeisance, so why should that? Do they really put that much stock in the wisdom of the justice system? Why not just disregard it, like every other institution and metric over which Trump has run roughshod? But whatever the reason, it offers some glimmer of hope for sanity in these United States.

Then again, the other way of looking at it, as NPR reported the story, is that “Most Republicans Would Vote For Trump Even If He’s Convicted Of A Crime.” Which is appalling. That poll found 70% of Republican voters in the “who cares?” category, against 27% who would be swayed. But in a tight race, losing that 27% could be fatal to the fascist cause.

That conviction scenario, of course, presumes that Trump will not succeed in running out the clock on his various legal troubles, which he has been pretty adept at doing thus far, with some assistance from the justice system itself. Today’s very welcome decision by a federal appeals court affirming that Donald is not a king is a step in the right direction toward stopping that, at least insofar as the January 6th case being prosecuted by special counsel Jack Smith. Let’s hope SCOTUS declines to take the case—the easiest way for it to stay above the fray and salvage what’s left of its credibility—and the trial can proceed forthwith. One hopes that the spectacle of a presidential candidate on trial for some of the worst crimes imaginable by a public servant, even if not yet convicted of them, will change the electoral calculus.

No matter which poll you believe, the 2024 presidential election is going to be a close one—far too close for comfort. And tens of millions of Americans are, in various degrees, thrilled, comfortable, not particularly bothered, or ostrich-like in their unawareness that it may spell the end of participatory democracy in the US of A.

It’s become trite to quote Ben Franklin’s quip, as he left the 1789 Constitutional Convention, about America being a democracy only if we can keep it, but he wasn’t wrong. And increasingly, I’m not sure we can.

And if we put Trump back in office, we won’t deserve one.

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Illustration: Lemmings.

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